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Mar 12th, 2015 at 8:27:38 am

tcr! · Mar 12, 2015 at 8:27 am

Did I ever tell you guys about the time Fearless Leader ate all my apples in the work fridge?

On Mondays I like to bring in enough snacks, fruits, etc. to last for the whole week and just carry the actual lunch each day. I used to keep the apples in the fridge because I enjoy them best when ice-cold.

On a particular Tuesday I noticed my refrigerated paper bag of apples seemed kinda sparse. I chalked it off to me not packing enough for the week because I’m not AN ANIMAL about it.

On the Wednesday after that particular Tuesday the sack was definitely being raided.

On Thursday morning all the apples were gone.

After asking the guys if they’d eaten them, in a “no biggie” kinda way both replied that they hadn’t. That could only leave Fearless Leader.

What kind of boss eats his employees’ food out of the fridge? For three days in a row? Food that was in paper sack? A paper sack that I had been bringing into work for months?

I keep my apples on a cabinet behind my desk now. They’re room temperature but at least I’m the one who gets to eat them.

#worknews #foodies #fail

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Mar 12, 2015 at 8:38 am

you need to kick him in his nuts.

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Mar 12, 2015 at 1:24 pm

visual:

if you were to saw off his head…

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Mar 11th, 2015 at 7:39:02 pm

tcr! · Mar 11, 2015 at 7:39 pm

I cannot stand it when my finger nails are uneven and will file them until they are.
DON’T TELL ME THAT I’M THE ONLY ONE.

#IAMNOTWEIRD #ocd

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Mar 12, 2015 at 12:24 am

i stopped biting my fingernails when i was about 20. now i clip my toenails and chew them. i know you’re out there.

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Mar 11th, 2015 at 4:20:22 pm

tcr! · Mar 11, 2015 at 4:20 pm

for lease

I was in that place once, half lit up, and threw a fit about something or another. Prob why they went out of business.

#photos #alcoholism

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Distributed Source Control Management is bullshit

tcr! · Mar 11, 2015 at 3:23 pm

Unorthodocs: Abandon your DVCS and Return to Sanity

To me, the arrival of Git and Mercurial was a godsend, not because it was radically different than what I was used to, but because it finally meant that I had a sufficiently advanced general-purpose DVCS that I at last could cleanse the ground with the blood of my enemies obliterate the use of Subversion, CVS, that thingie that Microsoft made before TFS, and anything else that might cross my path, and replace them with Mercurial (or, in a truly desperate situation, Git) goodness. Hell, I built a whole product centralized around making DVCSes easy and simple to use, and then went on the lecture circuit explaining how to best use them in your workflow.

This man has the creds, now listen up as he hits the high points of working with a distributed source control management tool.

Let me tell you something. Of all the time I have ever used DVCSes, over the last twenty years […] I have wanted to have the full history while offline a grand total of maybe about six times. And this is merely going down over time as bandwidth gets ever more readily available. If you work as a field tech, or on a space station, or in a submarine or something, then okay, sure, this is a huge feature for you. But for the rest of us, I am going to assert that this is not the use case you need to optimize for when choosing a VCS.

I rolled my eyes the first time another developer told me that Git was so cool because he had the whole repo, history and all, for our one of projects. I could care less about the whole repo. I want the trunk because I’m building something that I want to ship as soon as fucking possible. I don’t care about some bullshit somebody changed six months ago.

Take blobs (a.k.a. binary assets). Blobs are a part of most programs. You need images. You need audio. You need 3D meshes. You need to bundle a ton of fonts, because Android has like three of them, none of which happen to be Wingdings. These are large, opaque files that, while not code, are nevertheless an integral part of your program, and need to be versioned alongside the code if you want to have a meaningful representation of what it takes to build your program at any given point.

That’s fine for a centralized system. You only have one copy at any give point, so the amount of disk space you need is basically the size of the current (or target) version of the repository—not the whole thing. We don’t really need to care about how the history is stored.

With a DVCS, though, we have a problem. You do have the whole history at any given point, which in turn means you need to have every version of every blob. But because blobs are usually compressed already, they usually don’t compress or diff well at all, and because they tend to be large, this means that your repository can bloat to really huge sizes really fast.

Again with the obese repo sizes. The first Git project I worked on, Github told me that my .sql file was too large when I went to push. Being new to Git, it took me the better part of an hour to get it out of the repository. That particular project is almost a gig — for one website.

I see this workflow done for the tiniest of tiny projects on the grounds that “it makes things easier”. Yet I watch OpenBSD, an entire freaking operating system, get by just fine with CVS—CVS—and patch bombs.

At work I’m constantly being bombarded with “latest buzzword” that we need to incorporate into our development models and work flows. “Everybody else is moving to this, we need to do the same” bullshit. “We need to switch our MySQL deployments to MongoDB so they’ll scale” — shit like that pretty much every day.

If it’s not going to help us ship this fucking project tomorrow, if it doesn’t make my life easier — to hell with it. Stay the fuck outta my way fanboi, I’ve got billable, production work to do.

Anyways… For everything source control, I’m just fine with Subversion.

#devhell #worknews

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iTunes, you never fail to irritate me

tcr! · Mar 11, 2015 at 1:57 pm

itunes you never fail to irritate me

Along with the regular Sign In prompts, this new one has punched me, over…and…over today. It’s almost like they don’t want people to use it.

And I wouldn’t if it weren’t for iTunes Match that syncs everything to my iPhone auto-magically. That actually does work — my playlists, music, etc. all just work on my iPhone and I don’t have to do anything.

But I tell ya, the hell that is iTunes Store.

#apple #itunes #fail

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I found my letter opener!!

tcr! · Mar 11, 2015 at 11:00 am

my letter opener sword

Now I don’t need to open envelopes with my bare hands, #LIKEANANIMAL

#photos #snailmail

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Mar 12, 2015 at 12:26 am

remember my bleat about dentistry? that’s where this little item has been when lost.

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Apple’s got the new MacBook Pros listed

tcr! · Mar 10, 2015 at 10:21 am

Apple - MacBook Pro

Apple - MacBook Pro

With the latest-generation Intel processors, all-new graphics, and faster flash storage, MacBook Pro moves further ahead in power and performance.

Whenever Apple comes out with a new MacBook I always…

  1. go to their site
  2. spec one out with the best of everything
  3. see what I don’t get to buy

#apple

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We have to destroy the village to save it

tcr! · Mar 10, 2015 at 8:45 am

html5 logo 512

Youtube Ditches Flash, and it Hardly Matters

Which brings us back to Youtube. Now, you can access all of Youtube videos without having to use Adobe’s proprietary software, so long as your browser supports the W3C’s version of Adobe’s proprietary software. If you’re using Firefox, you can access all of Youtube’s videos without Flash, except that in some cases, you’ll need their version of the W3C-standardized “Encrypted Media Extension”—which requires that you use proprietary software. From Adobe.

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

Online video is coming along but it’s still a proprietary pain in the sass.

#webdev

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Mar 10, 2015 at 1:22 pm

i don’t know why i was so surprised to see you quote the classic rock masterpiece, “Won’t Get Fooled Again”.
pete townsend must of have got a synthesizer for christmas that year. he wrote the album which heavily relied on the new little toy. imo it hasn’t been so masterfully handled since.

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tcr! tcr! · Mar 10, 2015 at 9:44 pm

Actually, I was just quoting the article where the author quoted the Townsend. :-D

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Mar 10th, 2015 at 7:01:20 am

tcr! · Mar 10, 2015 at 7:01 am

That’s a ton of thrust.

plane take off flying

#animatedGIFs

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Mar 9th, 2015 at 9:09:57 pm

tcr! · Mar 9, 2015 at 9:09 pm

As Glen Danzig once sang, “I want your skulls.”

skull jammies

#photos #fashion #misfits

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