City of St. Charles: Send out the street cleaners.
Me: It’s rush hour, you twit.
Colonial Cafe: Change the marquee to “Lobster Mac n Cheese”
Me: For breakfast? Another twit.
Work Landlord: Put dumpsters at the end of the parking lot so he sees them every time he looks out the window. And make sure trash is hanging out.
Me: It’s FINE, I’ll look at them.
Some days, peeps, I’m just not feeling it.
Happy Friday the 13th — get your machete on.