Eggplant Mail

Eggplant Mail - Want to send someone a real life penis emoji? 100% Phallic. 100% Anonymous.

We launched Eggplant Mail on in March 2016 and we’ve already appeared on multiple media sites and trending worldwide.

For just $9.99 (£6.99), we mail an anonymous eggplant, with a personal message, anywhere in the world. Our customers are using the phallic fruit to make up, break up and celebrate life.

We started the business because the eggplant emoji has become overused. Collectively we use it too often when messaging, diluting its original meaning. By bringing the notorious eggplant emoji into the real world, we are bringing it back to life.

Photos on their Instagram: instagram.com/eggplantmail/

Learn about this nefarious emoji: knowyourmeme.com/memes/eggplant-emoji

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Now I don’t need to open envelopes with my bare hands, #LIKEANANIMAL

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Xsport, you’ve sent me 10 of these…

Okay, I’ll join…but only if I get to look like her by Spring.

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I wanna work on the Criminal Team.

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Indiana Jones Mystery Package

We don’t really even know how to start this post. Yesterday we received a package addressed to “Henry Walton Jones, Jr.”. We sort-of shrugged it off and put it in our bin of mail for student workers to sort and deliver to the right faculty member— we get the wrong mail a lot.

Little did we know what we were looking at. When our student mail worker snapped out of his finals-tired haze and realized who Dr. Jones was, we were sort of in luck: this package wasn’t meant for a random professor in the Stat department. It is addressed to “Indiana” Jones.

How fun is this?

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