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Send a real eggplant emoji

tcr! · Nov 4, 2016 at 10:05 am

Eggplant Mail

Eggplant Mail

Eggplant Mail - Want to send someone a real life penis emoji? 100% Phallic. 100% Anonymous.

We launched Eggplant Mail on in March 2016 and we’ve already appeared on multiple media sites and trending worldwide.

For just $9.99 (£6.99), we mail an anonymous eggplant, with a personal message, anywhere in the world. Our customers are using the phallic fruit to make up, break up and celebrate life.

We started the business because the eggplant emoji has become overused. Collectively we use it too often when messaging, diluting its original meaning. By bringing the notorious eggplant emoji into the real world, we are bringing it back to life.

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