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Jun 4th, 2019 at 8:52:02 am

tcr! · Jun 4, 2019 at 8:52 am

I just sneezed and messed up my eyebrows… πŸ™„

#allislost

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Hater McGhray Hater McGhray · Jun 4, 2019 at 9:22 am

You’re going to have to shave them off and start over.

keamoose keamoose · Jun 4, 2019 at 9:48 am

Corporate Jungle

tcr! tcr! · Jun 4, 2019 at 10:10 am

I often want to shave my eyebrows clean off. So life can start anew.

fivewayrack fivewayrack · Jun 4, 2019 at 4:29 pm

Is a double dog dare going to move the needle?

Kris · Jun 4, 2019 at 4:43 pm

How about a triple dog dare

tcr! tcr! · Jun 5, 2019 at 7:15 am

After Rich’s comment below about eyebrows growing back I don’t think I’ll be shaving them anytime soon :)

fivewayrack fivewayrack · Jun 5, 2019 at 7:36 am

I have some bad news for you. They do it anyway. LOL. Soooooooon.

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Jun 4, 2019 at 10:06 am

Snoopy jumping and laughing

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Rich J · Jun 4, 2019 at 11:30 am

Don’t do it. My ex father in law, when he was asleep someone shaved off his eyebrows and when they grew back the hair was curly and weird sticking in every direction. It was gross.

tcr! tcr! · Jun 4, 2019 at 2:43 pm

Good to know. Very good to know.

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JJ · Jun 5, 2019 at 8:09 am

I like your concern about your eyebrows. It’s strangely enough, the first physical feature I notice on a persons face. How about you? Is it just your eyebrows you’re concerned about or do you take pity on others? πŸ˜ΆπŸ˜πŸ˜”πŸ˜³πŸ˜‚

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May 13th, 2019 at 8:00:24 pm

tcr! · May 13, 2019 at 8:00 pm

When you guys pluck your eyebrows after each one do you say, “that’s what I thought!”

#eyebrows

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · May 13, 2019 at 8:09 pm

Mine are multi-hued brows and I only terminate the ones that have gone full out white. Which is pretty much eyebrow suicide nowadays.

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · May 13, 2019 at 8:10 pm

This guy is a quick fix: 😎

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Coops · May 14, 2019 at 6:21 am

Just lay back in the chair and let your hairdresser handle it….it isn’t quite as malicious 🀣

tcr! tcr! · May 14, 2019 at 8:40 am

I don’t have a hairdresser, nor any hair 😒

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A bunch of bills and checks to write

tcr! · Feb 3, 2019 at 9:15 am

Card catalog featuring Finland to Fossil

When I was newly sober, having a list of amends to make was like having a big pile of bills to pay. And I hate that feeling: a stack of checks to write and a list of people and places I owe. It’s just always on my mind, lingering in the back row like somebody murmuring behind you at the movies. When I stopped drinking my conscious woke up and I start hearing the voices of remorse.

And then there was that one time when I was in high school that I stole a whole bunch of books from the public library. It was way back when shoplifting was easy. Go in with a nearly empty backpack, load it up with Hobbit adventures, and walk out. Just be careful and it was really that easy. I didn’t feel any guilt at the time because for whatever reason in my head, the world owed me.

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01/2010 and 01/2019 difference

tcr! · Jan 14, 2019 at 9:47 pm

01/2009 photo

And here I was thinking I should look pretty much the same.

01/2019 photo

Same place, same hat, same eyebrows.

#photos #selfies

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tcr! tcr! · Jan 14, 2019 at 9:49 pm

Well, I guess technically they’re new eyebrows.

01:2019 photo 2

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Momma J Momma J · Jan 14, 2019 at 9:57 pm

It’s the beard in the mastache! Everything else is the same!

tcr! tcr! · Jan 14, 2019 at 10:05 pm

Good point 😊

Sammons · Jan 15, 2019 at 12:53 am

Your Mom is right!

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Dec 15th, 2018 at 2:22:22 pm

tcr! · Dec 15, 2018 at 2:22 pm

I can’t go to any Christmas parties for the next few weeks. I was plucking my eyebrows earlier and got carried away. Because there always come a time when one tweezes too much. And today I crossed the line. Now I look like Whoopi’s Goldberg. But white. And younger. And more attractive.

#eyebrows #fail

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prokop · Dec 15, 2018 at 2:35 pm

Picture please.

tcr! tcr! · Dec 15, 2018 at 2:44 pm

Ok fine

hideous eyebrows hidden

fiatlux423 · Dec 15, 2018 at 4:53 pm

Pics or it didn’t happen

prokop · Dec 15, 2018 at 9:20 pm

Haha.

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Kelly K · Dec 15, 2018 at 2:44 pm

It happens to the best of us. Wear those eyebrows with pride & come out to party!

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Hater McGhray Hater McGhray · Dec 15, 2018 at 2:50 pm

Just slap on some makeup and go. Maggie will help you

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Raes · Dec 15, 2018 at 6:55 pm

Go fake…so many girls do anyway

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Kris · Dec 15, 2018 at 8:23 pm

I’m sure Msggie can draw them back on

Kris · Dec 15, 2018 at 8:25 pm

😎 and there is always sunglasses 😎

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Ice cream anxiety

tcr! · Nov 1, 2018 at 10:06 am

Audio (MP3): 20181101 - Ice cream anxiety

Golden hockey mask

If we’re at a social gathering and it feels like I snub you that’s because I’m not a social butterfly. I’m more like a social moth. My wings are dusty. I check the doors to be sure they lock. I have debates with myself about what I’m supposed to do next. I have the social skills of a turtle. Just give me some lettuce.

Large groups of people don’t necessarily make me nervous, just uncomfortable. I don’t like people sitting or standing behind me. I don’t like it to the point where I’ll change seats. If I can’t see everything I feel somewhat flustered. I like to keep an eye on things.

That might sound cliche or overused or whatever but it’s because it’s a real thing that affects more people than it should.

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asquared01 · Nov 1, 2018 at 10:33 am

I can relate to so much of what you described. I suppose for me it’s social anxiety. I don’t like going to parties, I don’t like large groups of people that I don’t know and it’s even worse if everyone knows each other and I’m the new person. We have an invitation to a Thanksgiving party we haven’t replied to b/c of my anxiety….I’ve only met the couple once. John knows the husband well but I don’t want to go to someone’s house with a bunch of people I’ve never met. Then I wonder why I don’t have friends…this type of thing right here. :(

tcr! tcr! · Nov 1, 2018 at 10:50 am

I set time limits for how long I’m willing stay somewhere. With a group of people I don’t know, that limit would most likely be 15 minutes. Then I can leave everybody murmuring amongst themselves.. “who was that dashing man in the golden hockey mask?”

asquared01 · Nov 1, 2018 at 1:05 pm

If you’re at least making a 15 minute appearance, you’re a better person than me. I’ll be replying “can’t go” to that invite. 😬

tcr! tcr! · Nov 1, 2018 at 4:45 pm

How about you guys go for 10 minutes? Drop off a can of that cranberry sauce that makes people swoon? And then announce boldly to crowd, “we’re taking turkey pot pies to the homeless shelter on 5th Avenue.” Nobody would blink as you slammed the door on your way out.

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keamoose keamoose · Nov 1, 2018 at 10:39 am

Yes, exactly.

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Hater McGhray Hater McGhray · Nov 1, 2018 at 10:52 am

Yep

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prokop · Nov 1, 2018 at 11:24 am

Get out of my head. Haha.

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fleming · Nov 1, 2018 at 12:58 pm

I know, right??!! I think there are a lot of us out there, just “faking it till we make it”!

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Mona · Nov 1, 2018 at 1:49 pm

Story of my life.

tcr! tcr! · Nov 1, 2018 at 4:30 pm

One time when I was in college I went up to give a speech. In front of the whole class. 20 seconds in I said, “I can’t do this.” And then I went and sat down. πŸ‘

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jenkins_arts · Nov 1, 2018 at 2:01 pm

Snazzy. That’s a technical term.

tcr! tcr! · Nov 1, 2018 at 4:24 pm

As is fancy!

jenkins_arts · Nov 2, 2018 at 5:56 pm

Yup

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Mitchell · Nov 1, 2018 at 6:30 pm

Totally get it uncle Trav I am very much like you believe it or not I looked up/still look up to you for years

tcr! tcr! · Nov 1, 2018 at 8:03 pm

Love you man!

Mitchell · Nov 2, 2018 at 6:45 pm

Love you too unc

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threecrates threecrates · Nov 1, 2018 at 6:55 pm

Incredibly written as usual pal. Love this! ❀️

tcr! tcr! · Nov 2, 2018 at 7:10 am

Thanks man! 🍬

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Nov 1, 2018 at 10:55 pm

It happens to me out of the blue. Everything can be ok and suddenly I’m overwhelmed with panic. I’m never aware of “what happened” if anything.

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tcr! tcr! · Nov 2, 2018 at 11:22 am

Might be a short circuit. Of course I’m not a doctor or biologist.

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Sep 25th, 2018 at 4:13:27 pm

tcr! · Sep 25, 2018 at 4:13 pm

I so honestly wish I could pluck individual eyebrows with my bare hands. I just can’t get any traction. Or grip. I’m a man, not a machine. Damn you.

#allislost

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Sep 3rd, 2018 at 3:01:59 pm

tcr! · Sep 3, 2018 at 3:01 pm

Do you ever find yourself staring at somebody’s eyebrows?

I hope not because then you would be a freak like Mellencamp.

In semi-related news I just saw three dudes picking out sheets at Target. I’d like to know how that lovestory ends.

#socialproblems

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prokop · Sep 3, 2018 at 9:12 pm

My niece’s boyfriend has the best brows. I can’t take my eyes off of them.

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I don’t consider myself high maintenance

tcr! · Dec 1, 2017 at 4:55 pm

Audio (MP3): 20171201 - I dont consider myself high maintenance

However…

I don’t like anything touching my feet. Except socks. Or other footwear. I don’t even touch my own feet. Unless I have to.

I won’t look at my belly button. It’s on its own as far as I’m concerned.

About 18 months ago I threw away every Q-tip in my house. I won’t even say their name out loud.

At least once a week I think about shaving my eyebrows. But I don’t because I have an office to go to every workday.

Every workday I eat one banana and one apple. Sometimes when I get home I’ll have another apple but never another banana.

I won’t use forks or spoons in any bowls unless they’re made of plastic. Not the flatware but the bowl itself.

I use my bedroom closet for miscellaneous storage and keep all of my clothes in a basement closet. Because that’s where the washer and dryer are.

That’s the shortlist.

What have you got?

#thestruggleisreal #diariespodcast

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Surely Not Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting t-shirt

tcr! · Jun 2, 2017 at 7:23 am

Surely Not Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting Sarcastic T Shirt

Surely Not Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting Sarcastic T Shirt

This “Surely Not Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting” t-shirt makes a great gift for any funny saying, sarcastic, novelty, humor, cute, cool, funny tee shirt or funny t-shirt enthusiast. Whatever your specialty, this shirt will raise eyebrows and elicit smiles. Because everyone wishes they could do Kung Fu fighting.

#this #fashion

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