Rain drops like these always remind me of tentacle suckers.
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tcr!
· Jun 15, 2015 at 10:26 am
PHOENIX—In an attempt to clarify the rights and obligations of those possessing firearms, the Arizona State Legislature approved a new law Wednesday declaring that a gun owner ceases to be responsible for a bullet once it has been fired from a weapon. “It simply makes no sense to hold people accountable for a round of ammunition that is no longer inside their gun, and this legislation clears this up once and for all,” said bill co-sponsor Sen. Steve Smith (R-Maricopa), observing that no one can reasonably expect an individual to exert control over a bullet or a bullet’s ultimate whereabouts once it has exited a gun’s barrel.
keamoose
· Jun 15, 2015 at 1:50 pm
Somewhere, somebody is using that article as reference material to draft a real bill.
tcr!
· Jun 15, 2015 at 3:36 pm
It wouldn’t surprise me if the Onion found it out in the trash behind the Arizona State Capitol building in Phoenix.
PS- They got me. I thought it was real when I first saw the headline on another site.
keamoose
· Jun 15, 2015 at 3:42 pm
It seemed really, really plausible, especially given some of the ones that ARE real.
tism
· Jun 15, 2015 at 7:20 pm
Seems there’s a lot of that goin’ round. This got me.
http://newsthump.com/2015/06/11/australian-couple-to-kill-own-children-if-gays-are-allowed-to-adopt/
tcr!
· Jun 16, 2015 at 9:08 am
This is another good one…
http://newsthump.com/2012/05/10/north-carolina-votes-to-maintain-sanctity-of-cousins-marrying/
Especially…
“Of course, I chose to ignore the bit in Timothy 2:12 which says ‘no woman should have permission to teach’, as I would have had to stay home otherwise.”
jimi hindrance experience
· Jun 18, 2015 at 9:27 am
this shit never (always) surprises me. the onion is never far from the truth.
tcr!
· Jun 19, 2015 at 6:57 am
Totally never far…and that’s what makes the bait so convincing. And you just know that most Arizonies would pass some shit like this given the chance.
tcr!
· Jun 15, 2015 at 7:00 am
Last week horror fans discovered that one of the genre’s most notorious villains, Thomas Harris’s Hannibal Lecter, was based on a real doctor imprisoned in Mexico, whom the author met while visiting the prison as a young man to interview another inmate named Dykes Askew Simmons. Last spring, through my editor, I received a message from Harris, who wanted me to find and identify someone who had been a prisoner in the Nuevo Leon State Prison during the 50s and 60s. For a few moments I thought I’d wind up sustaining an epistolary exchange with Harris like Hannibal held with some of his patients. As I read the note, however, it became clear that I was only needed as a sort of hired detective. His note read [sic]:
I need information about a medical doctor, known in the press as “The Werewolf of Nuevo Leon,” who was a prisoner in the Nuevo Leon State Prison in the late 1950’s and the l960s. I do not know his name. The doctor was convicted of killing hitchhikers in Nuevo Leon, dismembering them and throwing them piecemeal out of his car at night. The doctor saved the life of another prisoner, Dykes Askew Simmons, in the prison when Simmons was shot by prison guards while trying to escape. The doctor also treated poor people for free while he was a prisoner, and had a medical office inside the prison.
Simmons was a Texan convicted in Nuevo Leon in March, 1961, of murdering three young members of the Perez Villagomez family in October, l959. He was sentenced to death, a sentence later commuted to 30 years. He was in the Nuevo Leon State Prison from 1961 until his escape in 1969. The case of Simmons, and probably the case of the doctor, were covered by the newspapers El Norte de Nuevo Leon and El Sol de Nuevo Leon. Two of the El Norte reporters who wrote about Simmons were Ricardo Bartres and Esteban Ardines.
Any help would be much appreciated.
Good read on investigative journalism. I’d totally take these kind of assignments.
Spoiler: his name was Alfredo Ballí Treviño.
jimi hindrance experience
· Jun 15, 2015 at 9:51 am
Dr. Lecter was not a villian. He was the hero of those stories. I’ve read each and saw all incarnations of the movies.
Dr. Lecter was performing a community service when he committed what so many call his “crimes”.
:)
I’ve never understood people who place this kind of story under “horror”. I don’t think I’m splitting hairs when I say that thriller is more accurate. I’m sensitive about the good Dr., who is one of my favorite characters in literature. I place him alongside Atticus Finch, and real life hero Jonas Salk.
Take an afternoon and read some Jim Thompson, and the world will make more sense.
tcr!
· Jun 14, 2015 at 8:47 pm
keamoose
· Jun 15, 2015 at 1:41 pm
Is there a John Luck Pickerd here?
tcr!
· Jun 15, 2015 at 3:33 pm
Q must lead the Fire TV Voice Search department. :D
keamoose
· Jun 15, 2015 at 3:47 pm
You’d think an omnipotent being would be able to guess what show you want to watch. I suspect he’s just being an ass.
tcr!
· Jun 13, 2015 at 3:13 pm
In many cases, these flowers lure an animal with the reward of nectar. As the pollinator sips the plant’s sugary liquid, it gets covered in pollen. It then travels to another flower in search of nectar and delivers the grains.
But 20,000 plant species — including familiar ones like tomatoes, potatoes and cranberries — strike a different deal. They offer pollen itself as food. These flowers don’t simply put the protein-rich pollen out for any animal to eat, however. They keep it tucked deep inside special tubes.
Only bumblebees and certain other insects can get this pollen out. In every case, the method is the same: the pollinator grabs the tube with its jaws and starts vibrating hundreds of times a second.
“It has to hold on, because the vibrations are so strong that otherwise it could come flying off the flower,” says Mario Vallejo-Marín of the University of Stirling in Scotland, who recently co-authored a review of this behavior in the journal Current Opinion in Plant Biology.
tcr!
· Jun 13, 2015 at 11:08 am
jimi hindrance experience
· Jun 18, 2015 at 8:01 am
i just loved this. it’s poetry. jesus at disney land on acid.
tcr!
· Jun 12, 2015 at 9:53 pm
An artist who hid in his apartment’s shadows and deployed a telephoto lens to photograph his neighbors through their glass-walled apartment is not liable for invading their privacy, a New York state appellate court has ruled.
The appeals court called it a “technological home invasion” but said the defendant used the pictures for art’s sake. Because of that, the First Department of the New York Appellate Division ruled Thursday in favor of artist Arne Svenson, who snapped the pics from his lower Manhattan residence as part of an art exhibit called “The Neighbors.”
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