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tcr!
· Feb 11, 2014 at 1:10 pm
When I want to scare myself, I look at my cat and imagine being a mouse.
tcr!
· Feb 10, 2014 at 11:57 pm
Trust is part of your brain’s default setting, but the feeling may not be as noble as your teachers made it out to be. Neuroscience has an explanation that relies on a lot of fascinating biochemistry.
I’ve often thought that I’m eager to trust people because it lights up a certain part of my brain. Now we have medical proof, Dr. Lecter.
tcr!
· Feb 10, 2014 at 6:40 pm
When I’m about to fall asleep, my subconscious starts talking to me, starts showing me imagery overlaid in transparency atop my conscious mind.
Example: last night I was thinking about the pink kitchen and that I was glad that project was winding down. Just thinking about the new shelves I put up and imaging them in my head, not concentrating hard, more of a relaxed review.
Then I heard a voice say in absolute seriousness, “Your highness, how will we get the horses up the mountain?” The images of the shelves soon were overtaken with a view pointed up, pointed toward two men on horseback, on a forested hill — close enough for me to see their facial expressions, far enough away that the horses filled the frame. It was like a scene from a movie, I was only watching, not participating.
I didn’t see the highness and the scene ended as abruptly as it began. My conscious mind pulled me back to complete and total reality and I started to think about how powerful our subconscious minds really are.
The men from the mini-dream were from the Holy Grail, the two in the picture but the Black Knight had all his limbs.
Same setting and everything but a little more green. I hadn’t thought about this movie in years, hadn’t thought about royalty or knights or horses for maybe over a month. I have no idea where this pocket of data came from in me, or why it bubbled to the surface last night.
Dreams are a mystery surrounded in shrubbery.
tcr!
· Feb 10, 2014 at 5:27 pm
We repainted our kitchen pink but I’m not sure what to do with this 1900s tech.
I wanted to leave it as-is but was over-ruled.
tcr!
· Feb 10, 2014 at 9:35 am
In his new illustration series, Barcelona-based artist Federico Babina draws the interior architecture of all your favorite movies, from the haunted hotel in The Shining to James Bond’s bachelor pad.
Way cool but the Clockwork Orange piece might be too much if you have kids. :)
tcr!
· Feb 7, 2014 at 3:39 pm
The above is an #email that I got from GoToWebinar.
It looks bad. I mean what’s with that weird, over the top header shadow?
And the photo of Mike Agron.. Is his neck broken? Why the poor head cut out? And even worse is the silver-to-white gradient behind him.
The topic of their webinar is “Winning Minds and Markets with Thought Leadership Webinars.” Sorry but that head shot looks like he’s got mental problems.
Instead of titling this “For the win” they should’ve used “For the.. Wait, what the fuck bullshit market campaign are we running here? I’ve seen better ads for butt sump pump cream.”
tcr!
· Feb 4, 2014 at 2:20 pm
His Super Bowl Sunday interview with President Obama was faux-tough and filled with questions that were virtually guaranteed to fail.
The title alone is a gem.
jimi hindrance experience
· Feb 5, 2014 at 7:45 am
bill o'reilly is the biggest turd fondler in the business. maybe tied for first place with W. that's all.
tcr!
· Jan 31, 2014 at 5:45 pm
I wish there was some place like Chili’s but with good food.
tcr!
· Jan 31, 2014 at 5:04 pm
Peter Mayhew, who played Chewbacca in the original Star Wars, took to Twitter Thursday night and unleashed a veritable trove of annotated behind-the-scenes photos from the original trilogy. Some of these shots you’ll no doubt recognize, but many of them were new to us — like this ridiculously adorable photo of 11-year-old Warwick Davis!
Way cool. 8)
I’ve had a crush on Leia since 1977.
jimi hindrance experience
· Feb 4, 2014 at 7:40 am
yeah, the princess was hot!
tcr!
· Jan 29, 2014 at 3:47 pm
After topping more than 100,000 signatures on “We the People,” the White House will now have to respond to a petition to “Deport Justin Bieber and revoke his green card.” As of this afternoon, the petition actually had 104,700 signatures and climbing.
❤️ #meanwhile
tism
· Jan 29, 2014 at 6:26 pm
Don't send that twat back here!!
jimi hindrance experience
· Jan 30, 2014 at 12:14 am
His twatness is exceeded only by his Douche Bonnetry. I invented Douche Bonnet quite by accident one day on the interstate. The people who wouldn't drive to suit me were open game for my derision and I heard myself say "Douche Bonnet" when I meant Douche Bag.
Bonnetry was born and remains an active label for those predisposed to acting out their twatiness in my direction or vicinity.
tcr!
· Jan 31, 2014 at 4:54 pm
I've been saying "douche bonnet in the car now instead of my go-to "fuck tard."
jimi hindrance experience
· Jan 31, 2014 at 11:36 pm
i've even gone to looking for the official douche bonnet. the contenders usually are on the hat of a man, but women and children aren't exempt.
i'll post potential noms.
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jimi hindrance experience · Feb 13, 2014 at 12:21 am
The Tyger
BY WILLIAM BLAKE
Tyger Tyger, burning bright,
In the forests of the night;
What immortal hand or eye,
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?
In what distant deeps or skies.
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand, dare seize the fire?
And what shoulder, & what art,
Could twist the sinews of thy heart?
And when thy heart began to beat,
What dread hand? & what dread feet?
What the hammer? what the chain,
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? what dread grasp,
Dare its deadly terrors clasp!
When the stars threw down their spears
And water'd heaven with their tears:
Did he smile his work to see?
Did he who made the Lamb make thee?
Tyger Tyger burning bright,
In the forests of the night:
What immortal hand or eye,
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?
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jimi hindrance experience · Feb 13, 2014 at 12:25 am
Bungle in the Jungle by Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull
(methinks Ian cribbed a few lines of Blake)
"Bungle In The Jungle"
Walking through forests of palm tree apartments —-
scoff at the monkeys who live in their dark tents
down by the waterhole —- drunk every Friday —-
eating their nuts —- saving their raisins for Sunday.
Lions and tigers who wait in the shadows —-
they're fast but they're lazy, and sleep in green meadows.
Let's bungle in the jungle —- well, that's all right by me.
I'm a tiger when I want love,
but I'm a snake if we disagree.
Just say a word and the boys will be right there:
with claws at your back to send a chill through the night air.
Is it so frightening to have me at your shoulder?
Thunder and lightning couldn't be bolder.
I'll write on your tombstone, “I thank you for dinner.''
This game that we animals play is a winner.
Let's bungle in the jungle —- well, that's all right by me.
I'm a tiger when I want love,
but I'm a snake if we disagree.
The rivers are full of crocodile nasties
and He who made kittens put snakes in the grass.
He's a lover of life but a player of pawns —-
yes, the King on His sunset lies waiting for dawn
to light up His Jungle
as play is resumed.
The monkeys seem willing to strike up the tune.
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jimi hindrance experience · Feb 13, 2014 at 12:26 am
suffice to say that god in her infinite jest will sort 'em out
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