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tcr!
· Nov 9, 2017 at 6:09 pm
tcr!
· Nov 9, 2017 at 5:55 pm
keamoose
· Nov 10, 2017 at 10:08 am
I always want to ask about whether the pope is allowed to wear sweatpants, and if so, does he have a pair that say VATICAN across the ass.
tcr!
· Nov 10, 2017 at 10:40 am
😅
jimi hindrance experience
· Nov 10, 2017 at 12:00 pm
If they come knockin’ they’re fair game, Scientology style. Ask ‘em for a knobber. You’ll be able to tell by the look on their face how often they get the question. Body language would also go a long way toward knowing how enthusiastic their approach would be. Best to get these issues out in the open before you implement any private plans you had in mind. If you already got a dry well in the basement all we need is some lighting and we could do a budget remake.
#musings
tcr!
· Nov 11, 2017 at 9:14 am
I was reading more about the Mormons earlier. Pesky critter, that Joseph Smith. I suspect he had his own well. And little dog, too.
tcr!
· Nov 8, 2017 at 12:35 pm
Shout out to the hand soap flashing me in the work restroom. Again. He does this weekly. Because that’s what you do when you’re him.
I tried to tell him that his black tape wouldn’t keep his britches up but what do I know?
PS- I make my own adventures.
keamoose
· Nov 9, 2017 at 10:45 am
Brown glues don’t make it.
Quit tape, why fake it?
tcr!
· Nov 10, 2017 at 9:02 am
Brown glues?
tcr!
· Nov 11, 2017 at 9:09 am
AHHHHH…
“Be a loyal plastic robot for a world that doesn’t care.”
Fitting I shallwould say.
keamoose
· Nov 12, 2017 at 1:10 am
🤣🤣🤖
tcr!
· Nov 8, 2017 at 10:33 am
As I pull into the Golden Corral for an early lunch of buffet goodness, I’m wondering on the lady in the car ahead of me.
I don’t know if she’s talking on the phone or rapping to her sweet, mid-morning jams. Either way she’s waving her hand and crossing her fingers so I wish her good luck.
PS- I don’t eat at Golden Corral. I’m at the Comcast Store because I needed a real person this time, not some jive ass honky robot cracker mother clucker.
tcr!
· Nov 8, 2017 at 7:51 am
Good morning moon,
way in the distance,
reflecting sunbeams,
up all night,
swirling in the heavens,
pulling oceans up and down,
filled with havarti,
making lunatics.
Calling to Armstrong for the rest of his life,
like a sweet bitch.
I try to be poetic and stuff but then usually fall out of my chair.
tcr!
· Nov 7, 2017 at 8:35 pm
Shout out to this purple cone flower that decided to bloom in November.
Not all of us bloom in the summer. 😉
tcr!
· Nov 7, 2017 at 7:33 pm
Me after 30 seconds of the sadistic, automated maze that is Comcast’s toll free number:
GIVE ME A GOTDAM OPERATOR YOU STUPID SUNOFABITCH!! 🤬
tcr!
· Nov 7, 2017 at 4:43 pm
Well, my disgust isn’t rare but seriously, the lady was on the phone relaying a group order 🌯🌯🌯🌯🙄 so I was pondering out the window the very futility of life itself.
tcr!
· Nov 7, 2017 at 4:24 pm
As Tom Petty once sang, “into the great wide open, under them skies of blue.”
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Thus far I’ve been hesitant with taking them out of their plastic wraps. The cat furs would be all over them.
What would the neighbors think? Me and my masks and velvet capes, with cat furs going every which way… Nobody would take me serious.
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Yeah, it’s crucial to make sure the velvet matches the cats in order for the outfit to look pulled together.
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Totally. Plus, it wasn’t easy finding a velvet cape without a hood. I’m not looking to be a druid or anything.
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