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tcr!
· Oct 14, 2018 at 11:20 am
While getting spoons out for Maggie and I’s morning cereal I remembered the time I was helping my mom set the table for dinner way back when. I fetched four teaspoons from the drawer and my mom said, “your dad needs a tablespoon.”
I asked her why, to which she replied, “because he’s got a big mouth.”
My dad was not amused. 😊
tcr!
· Feb 6, 2018 at 1:21 pm
From a conversation not that long ago…
Me: What’s your favorite movie with John Travolta?
Sara: Why would you ask me that?
Hater McGhray
· Feb 6, 2018 at 5:00 pm
Grease
tcr!
· Feb 6, 2018 at 5:23 pm
If it wasn’t for Grease I wouldn’t have learned how to do my hair.
Karly
· Feb 6, 2018 at 5:57 pm
Phenomenon
Hater McGhray
· Feb 6, 2018 at 6:00 pm
I don’t think I’ve ever seen that
Karly
· Feb 6, 2018 at 6:02 pm
tcr!
· Feb 6, 2018 at 6:06 pm
Is that the one where he goes all Mad Max with the pig manure?
Karly
· Feb 6, 2018 at 6:13 pm
Hmm. I don’t recall that scene.
marney0160
· Feb 6, 2018 at 6:49 pm
Phenomenon
fiatlux423
· Feb 7, 2018 at 8:01 am
I thought it said John Malcovich at first and I wondered why people were naming movies he’s not in.
tcr!
· Feb 7, 2018 at 9:59 am
Malkovich’s best movie is probably Making Mr. Right. “We believe the Ulysses android is the answer.”
jimi hindrance experience
· Feb 8, 2018 at 8:57 am
Being John Malkovich is one of the best movies ever, let alone with John in it.
tcr!
· Nov 9, 2017 at 5:55 pm
keamoose
· Nov 10, 2017 at 10:08 am
I always want to ask about whether the pope is allowed to wear sweatpants, and if so, does he have a pair that say VATICAN across the ass.
tcr!
· Nov 10, 2017 at 10:40 am
😅
jimi hindrance experience
· Nov 10, 2017 at 12:00 pm
If they come knockin’ they’re fair game, Scientology style. Ask ‘em for a knobber. You’ll be able to tell by the look on their face how often they get the question. Body language would also go a long way toward knowing how enthusiastic their approach would be. Best to get these issues out in the open before you implement any private plans you had in mind. If you already got a dry well in the basement all we need is some lighting and we could do a budget remake.
#musings
tcr!
· Nov 11, 2017 at 9:14 am
I was reading more about the Mormons earlier. Pesky critter, that Joseph Smith. I suspect he had his own well. And little dog, too.
tcr!
· Mar 1, 2017 at 10:10 pm
Me: Do you want me to tell you a story?
Maggie: All of your stories are bad.
Me: Ya, I guess our brains seem wired to remember the bad things more than the good. Why do you think that is?
Maggie: Well… when we were Neanderthals we wanted to remember to stay away from that saber-toothed tiger.
Me: Good point.
tcr!
· Feb 26, 2016 at 10:30 am
“It’s funnier the worse it is.” — I have the best friends.
tcr!
· Jul 27, 2015 at 9:20 pm
Me: I’m gonna have one more swill of #coffee to power thru the night.
Maggie: I want a swill to power thru.
jimi hindrance experience
· Jul 31, 2015 at 9:51 am
this was a small miracle. i want to believe that she said it pun-like. too cool.
tcr!
· Apr 24, 2015 at 10:10 pm
Maggie and I were just discussing how wonderful it is when you flip the pillow over and it’s all nice and cool.
Best thing ever.
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Irene · Oct 14, 2018 at 12:39 pm
I also married one of those…
Irene · Oct 14, 2018 at 3:02 pm
That eats with the tablespoon LOL
They’re the only ones I use. Guess I got a big mouth, too.
Inherited from your father!
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