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tcr!
· Nov 8, 2017 at 12:35 pm
Shout out to the hand soap flashing me in the work restroom. Again. He does this weekly. Because that’s what you do when you’re him.
I tried to tell him that his black tape wouldn’t keep his britches up but what do I know?
PS- I make my own adventures.
tcr!
· Nov 8, 2017 at 10:33 am
As I pull into the Golden Corral for an early lunch of buffet goodness, I’m wondering on the lady in the car ahead of me.
I don’t know if she’s talking on the phone or rapping to her sweet, mid-morning jams. Either way she’s waving her hand and crossing her fingers so I wish her good luck.
PS- I don’t eat at Golden Corral. I’m at the Comcast Store because I needed a real person this time, not some jive ass honky robot cracker mother clucker.
tcr!
· Nov 8, 2017 at 7:51 am
Good morning moon,
way in the distance,
reflecting sunbeams,
up all night,
swirling in the heavens,
pulling oceans up and down,
filled with havarti,
making lunatics.
Calling to Armstrong for the rest of his life,
like a sweet bitch.
I try to be poetic and stuff but then usually fall out of my chair.
tcr!
· Nov 7, 2017 at 8:35 pm
Shout out to this purple cone flower that decided to bloom in November.
Not all of us bloom in the summer. 😉
tcr!
· Nov 7, 2017 at 7:33 pm
Me after 30 seconds of the sadistic, automated maze that is Comcast’s toll free number:
GIVE ME A GOTDAM OPERATOR YOU STUPID SUNOFABITCH!! 🤬
tcr!
· Nov 7, 2017 at 4:43 pm
Well, my disgust isn’t rare but seriously, the lady was on the phone relaying a group order 🌯🌯🌯🌯🙄 so I was pondering out the window the very futility of life itself.
tcr!
· Nov 7, 2017 at 4:24 pm
As Tom Petty once sang, “into the great wide open, under them skies of blue.”
tcr!
· Nov 6, 2017 at 8:59 am
My MacBook Air was powered on in the basement, doing it’s own thing while I was upstairs doing my own thing for pretty much all of last night.
And then this morning when I get to work and actually want to use my MacBook, mdworker and his cohorted clones want to take over the world.
Maybe they’re mining bitcoin. 🙄
tcr!
· Nov 6, 2017 at 8:00 am
Mostacolli: moss-ta-ko-ly ..or.. moss-ta-cho-ly?
Not how you’re *supposed* to say it, but how do *you* say it?
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Brown glues don’t make it.
Quit tape, why fake it?
Brown glues?
https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/frankzappa/brownshoesdontmakeit.html
AHHHHH…
“Be a loyal plastic robot for a world that doesn’t care.”
Fitting I shallwould say.
🤣🤣🤖
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