What are you waiting for?

He was too pretty 🌼

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I have learned that bed linen laundry day is nothing short of a full cardio workout…for I am the lover of the duvet… It’s a wonderful concept that is deceiving…a simplistic idea that is nothing short of madness. The stuffing of SIX decorative pillow shams…pure torture.

Decorative pillow shams! The horror!

I feel you on the fitted sheet. I always get it wrong too. 😂

I hate making my bed but it is always worth it at the end of the day. Nevertheless……

Also-I pulled a crap load of dandelions yesterday. That was what was happening in my neck of the woods.

I like the color on your wall.

Thank you! It’s my favorite bedroom color thus far

While you have the fitted sheet on the bed correctly, take a vibrant thread and needle. And stitch a little something on the corner or the elastic area. Pick one corner and do it to all the fitted sheets. Maybe pick a corner you will remember? It helps the sheets get done much faster, because I too have the same issue! Same with the USB things! I always pick the wrong end first

I’m for quick- I use a permanent marker and put a “T” in the two top corners when the new sheets are on the bed.

Good idea! I get so frustrated!

This is why I moved …..

You got tired of making ya bed? I feel ya.. 😞

Pretty photo though. =)

Thank you! Arranging pillows for a photoshoot is far more appealing that reverse engineering the Houdini escape straitjacket pillow case riddle.

If it helps, locate the tag on the fitted sheet (assuming there is one). Once you find out which orientation is correct, burn into your memory where the corner with the tag is, then always start with that corner.

I had never thought of marking the corner(s) of the fitted sheet but it is a brilliant plan!

I’m envisioning a pirate map of sorts with dashes leading to a treasure chest X. Ye map noting where there be sharks, and where there be safe havens, and where there be death.

And of where be ye fastest route to sailing the seas of fitted comfort.

I’ve attached a quick mockup that’s neither my bed nor my map, but you’ll get the idea. I’m a man not a cartographer.

What a sweetheart! Thank you

Thank you and love you!

Love you!!

Try your sign with phonics. In a heavy Scottish brogue. Trill the r’s,,,even the ones that aren’t there.

You’re sick and wrong, sir.

Spider web

Do it!

No no no

You can always tell the moms. :) Happy Mother’s Day, Jeanie.

Nothing ventured…nothing gained. Gotta shine your light baby!! !🤜🤛 🦋

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It’s a very good book.

Thank you! 🙏

Is that a weedeater?

It is! First time I got him out this year 😁

Had his work cut out for him?

Yep, even had to use him in the yard in spots because the grass was too high to mow. “Last call” is in my DNA.

Atta boy!

It’s raining cats and cats down here. Was the grass wet?

Your book just came in the mail. The mail man that I scared one day when I was drunk. He didn’t look happy in the rain. I’m gonna tuck into that sonofagun trectly!

USPS said you wouldn’t get it until it the 13th. Glad it came early for you!

This was the U.S. mail. He’s not happy with me. After reading what you wrote about the steps I feel like I might need to talk to him. But he was pounding on my door while I was tryiing to sleep and I left a note. I can’t decide…I guess I’ll shoot him.

Why does he pound on yer door? Is he sweet on you or your cats?

I wouldn’t judge him to be sweet on pussy. Elaine receives many things that need signed for. The book yesterday? I don’t know why he brought it to the door. The usual explanation would be the required signature but he just dropped it inside the screen door. Almost everything he drops off and doesn’t wait for me to sign but that’s probably because of the aforementioned fright he caught from me.

and then there was that one time I was in a hornets nest of thought and I opened FB and Tcr Bang was there just like a prescription. And then the book arrived. I could have used the opportunity to clear the air with the Federales but I’m not Ghandi. Thanks T. I really like the Jimi character.

You are most welcome. PS- Jimi is one of the heroes in the book. 👑

I should have used a shit eating grin emoji. I hope you could hear my chagrin. I’m not anyone’s role model.

“There is good in him. I’ve felt it.”

We finally settled on Coffee for Communists ☕️ last night 👍

PS- those are some gnarly clouds behind me. Happy Friday!

I already have my copy thanks. It arrived yesterday!

Hurray! Lemme see.

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How could I purchase said book?

There’s a link in my post, click that dude ..or.. you can search for “tcr diaries for 2018” on Amazon. They got it, too!

Got it!! I’m excited!

YES!!! You’re awesome 😎

😍👌😍! On my insta story please answer me what is the best thing you have ever done for your mother/mom! I will feature it! ❤️

NO WAY ⭐️