Trump’s ‘Illegal Alien’ Hotline Is Getting Exactly What It Asked For

The internet is flooding an anti-immigration hotline with calls about UFOs and Bigfoot

Something the Trump administration thought would be a good idea this week was to launch a special hotline just for people to call in and report crimes committed against them by undocumented immigrants (because generally, in the midst of a crime, we stop everything and ask the perpetrator for proof of his or her immigration status???).

The hotline is part of the Victims of Immigration Crime Engagement Office, and it’s problematic for a lot of obvious reasons. First, as stated above, how exactly is one supposed to know whether a criminal is undocumented? Second, people who are victims of crime should probably call the police, not a hotline that exists to field complaints about brown people. It’s racist and it’s fear-mongering, and luckily, the internet understood that and took matters into its own hands, like the internet tends to do.

#politics #trump #ufos

I always respond to emails that weren’t meant for me.

#email #anytimefitness

Top 20 Tuna Brands Ranked

We’ve ranked 20 well-known canned tuna brands that can be found in grocery stores nationwide based on how sustainable, ethical, and fair their tuna products are for our oceans—and for the workers that help get the products to store shelves.

If you’re going to buy tuna, make sure to choose a responsibly-caught option.

Good stuff. Know your tuna, peeps.

#tuna #environment

I have several bunnies in my yard as you all know. I’m very disappointed that none of them let me get close enough to see their genitals. ☹️

…but I’ll give it another week 🤔

#photos #selfies #beard

Peeps, let’s slam this Wednesday into high gear. Video has a lot going on, I love it. Mostly.

Lyrics for your viewing pleasure:

You got something to say you better jump in my face
Got something to hide you’re scared as shit and should die

You say it’s time to collect I’ll kick your ass and eject
Time to settle the score, throw your ass through the door

You wanna lie like a dog you’re gonna wake up with fleas
Inside a world full of shit you’re still an asshole to me

Aim. Aim. Reload.

#musicvideos #ministry

Peeps, just in case you didn’t know: today is Alien Day (4/26) so here’s a photo of me and my xenomorph.

🖤 #photos #alienday426 #aliens #forsale Get the photo print

These lilacs make me want to eat them. I like to imagine they’re filled with yummy grape juice.

Anyways…happy Wednesday, peeps!

#photos #flowers #forsale Get the photo print

…(or not doing) the things they do and those reasons are none of our business.

But it does feel good to hear sometimes that the reasons aren’t about us.

#lettherebehope

I’ve always been at war with machine X.

#confessional