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Bigfoot is an illegal alien, too

tcr! · Apr 28, 2017 at 12:17 pm

Trump’s ‘Illegal Alien’ Hotline Is Getting Exactly What It Asked For

Trump’s ‘Illegal Alien’ Hotline Is Getting Exactly What It Asked For

The internet is flooding an anti-immigration hotline with calls about UFOs and Bigfoot

Something the Trump administration thought would be a good idea this week was to launch a special hotline just for people to call in and report crimes committed against them by undocumented immigrants (because generally, in the midst of a crime, we stop everything and ask the perpetrator for proof of his or her immigration status???).

The hotline is part of the Victims of Immigration Crime Engagement Office, and it’s problematic for a lot of obvious reasons. First, as stated above, how exactly is one supposed to know whether a criminal is undocumented? Second, people who are victims of crime should probably call the police, not a hotline that exists to field complaints about brown people. It’s racist and it’s fear-mongering, and luckily, the internet understood that and took matters into its own hands, like the internet tends to do.

#politics #trump #ufos

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Jun 9th, 2015 at 7:31:07 am

tcr! · Jun 9, 2015 at 7:31 am

Crashed UFO

If I had a farm, this would be on it.

#ufos

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tcr! tcr! · Jun 9, 2015 at 7:35 am

There would also be a herd of wild unicat to keep out the riff raff.

We believe in unicats

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keamoose keamoose · Jun 9, 2015 at 9:22 am

If they did a remake of ET, he’d use the speak n spell to download LOLunicats before texting home.

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tcr! tcr! · Jun 10, 2015 at 2:25 pm

Google, you have one job. :(

Google you have one job

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keamoose keamoose · Jun 10, 2015 at 2:32 pm

A sad day for the Great and Bountiful Google Empire.

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keamoose keamoose · Jun 10, 2015 at 2:49 pm

There, I fixed the Internet for you.

2015 06 10 13 47 03

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Apr 14th, 2015 at 10:24:43 am

tcr! · Apr 14, 2015 at 10:24 am

see flying saucers are real

#ufos

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Oct 11th, 2014 at 8:59:56 am

tcr! · Oct 11, 2014 at 8:59 am

ufo sucking up town

#animatedGIFs #ufos

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