If only, if only she’d walk around like this 😞
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tcr!
· Apr 23, 2019 at 6:37 pm
Momma J
· Apr 23, 2019 at 7:05 pm
That looks and sounds so good! I am Starved. I am at the Y now walking before I go home to eat
tcr!
· Apr 23, 2019 at 7:07 pm
What will you have? No cereal!!
Momma J
· Apr 23, 2019 at 7:11 pm
I’m planning to have cereal with raisins! Shredded wheat
Momma J
· Apr 23, 2019 at 7:17 pm
I had a huge meal for lunch at pizza ranch
Monohon
· Apr 24, 2019 at 10:53 am
Looks really Good!
tcr!
· Apr 24, 2019 at 12:39 pm
Thanks!
tcr!
· Apr 22, 2019 at 4:38 pm
I just called my dentist and tried to cancel my appointment for tomorrow, April 30th because of my cold. I figured they wouldn’t want to be sticking their hands in my mouth.
Good thing the lady told me tomorrow is the 23rd because I had no idea what day it was.
I’m really glad I’m not in charge of launching anybody’s rockets today 🚀
Richard
· Apr 22, 2019 at 6:13 pm
Good one.
elaineorr
· Apr 24, 2019 at 5:00 am
We’re in the same boat. I have concrete in my sinuses.
tcr!
· Apr 25, 2019 at 7:01 am
Allergies?
elaineorr
· Apr 26, 2019 at 1:20 am
Yep. Usually not this bad. I finally went and got some antibiotics. They help, but I hate to take them. Make sure to let me know when the book is out. Send me the Amazon link, please.
tcr!
· Apr 26, 2019 at 8:29 am
I hear you. I’m not one to usually be bothered by allergens but something’s in the air this year. I got a headache going on six days and I’m ready to get out the drill 😊
tcr!
· Apr 22, 2019 at 3:40 pm
Amazon says they’ll have my book ready in 72 hours but first they have to review it.
If only to be a fly on the wall while the poor minimum wage worker is reading my poetic words…
Don’t worry cats. I don’t have enough to do so I’ll go ahead and clean up your fucking puke.
tcr!
· Apr 22, 2019 at 10:14 am
If I sneeze one more time I’m gonna punch myself in the face 🙄
Dixon
· Apr 22, 2019 at 10:19 am
Pick up some local honey at St Charles Farmers Market. 2-3 Tablespoons a day for those pesky spring allergies!!!
Momma J
· Apr 22, 2019 at 11:04 am
Don’t do that - you don’t need another fractured nose!
tcr!
· Apr 22, 2019 at 4:39 pm
I haven’t had a good fracture in I don’t know how long 🤔
Kris
· Apr 22, 2019 at 12:08 pm
If you do. Can you record it?
tcr!
· Apr 22, 2019 at 4:39 pm
Oh absolutely 👊
fiatlux423
· Apr 22, 2019 at 8:56 pm
I wanna see
Sammons
· Apr 22, 2019 at 2:14 pm
I have been sneezing constantly! Allergies are terrible!!
Kelly K
· Apr 22, 2019 at 7:42 pm
That’s harsh!
JJania
· Apr 23, 2019 at 8:54 am
If you need help with that let me know.
tcr!
· Apr 21, 2019 at 11:08 am
keamoose
· Apr 22, 2019 at 11:15 am
You heard her, hit the road! 🐇🐇🐇🐣🐣🐣
tcr!
· Apr 21, 2019 at 12:02 pm
Sara told me she was watching Prometheus so I had to put it on myself. And now I’m totally sucked into the Engineers and their fiendish plots once again.
keamoose
· Apr 21, 2019 at 12:16 pm
There are engineers?? The train kind or the math kind?
tcr!
· Apr 21, 2019 at 12:18 pm
The ripped albino kind
tcr!
· Apr 20, 2019 at 12:45 pm
Foot of the bed proofing reading on sunny Saturday afternoon. Two pink pens: one to hi-lite and one to rewrite. All photos to be black and white, $19.99 final price.
What you doing?
Kelly K
· Apr 20, 2019 at 12:57 pm
Highlight.
tcr!
· Apr 20, 2019 at 12:58 pm
You highlighting? Cool.
Laurie
· Apr 20, 2019 at 1:06 pm
Taking orders yet?
tcr!
· Apr 20, 2019 at 5:56 pm
Next week for sure!
tism
· Apr 20, 2019 at 3:22 pm
I’m mentally editing and dreading rewrites. 😂
tcr!
· Apr 20, 2019 at 5:57 pm
Ah… I know that mental mode.
elaineorr
· Apr 20, 2019 at 4:19 pm
Cool
jenkins_arts
· Apr 20, 2019 at 5:43 pm
Great price! I would like one.
tcr!
· Apr 20, 2019 at 5:57 pm
You’ll get one then!
11bryant
· May 16, 2019 at 9:59 pm
Is this your book
tcr!
· May 16, 2019 at 10:09 pm
Yep, when I was editing/proofreading 😊
11bryant
· May 16, 2019 at 10:24 pm
cool
tcr!
· Apr 19, 2019 at 9:56 am
Audio (MP3): 20190419 - Back to regular life
Do you know what I really hate?
When somebody is being over-the-top nice after they’ve fucked something up.
Do you know what I really like?
When someone offers up a sincere apology and then gets on with the day.
Own it. Regret it. Forget it.
Take five minutes, have a real conversation, and then go back to regular life.
If I don’t acknowledge I can come across like an unsympathetic magician. Trying to trick you into paying attention to my magic rabbit and hat. All the while my other hand is holding a bloody knife. I’m not fooling anyone.
And then if I’m dancing around like an out-of-the-ordinary, out-of-control ballerina with an obviously fabricated sugary song and dance, it only makes whatever transgression worse. It prolongs the distress.
Elaine said to me seven years ago, “…and don’t grovel.”
I get “wanting to make it better” with flowers from up my sleeve and I’m sure I’ve tried to pull rosy ruses myself. But keep it to a minimum. Otherwise it’s a black reminder. The fuck up lingers like a red rubber band, stretching the hurt out for way longer than it needs to.
Humility. Brevity. Authenticity. I won’t go wrong with these.
Momma J
· Apr 19, 2019 at 11:08 am
Great philosophy
tcr!
· Apr 20, 2019 at 12:47 pm
Learned the hard way 😉
jimi hindrance experience
· Apr 19, 2019 at 4:21 pm
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Teach her
She refused to learn tricks for my amusement unless they’re for her own selfish gains 😢
Damn
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Looks like an Emperor Penguin. :-)
Huh, yeah it does. 🤔🐧
She’s a godamn penguin!! 🐧
The truth is revealed! 🐧
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I may have mentioned, “…penguins are sensitive. To my needs.”
Lyle Lovett mentioned it before me.
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