He came into her apartment
He left the bloodstains on the carpet
She ran underneath the table
He could see she was unable
—Michael Jackson
How do you run underneath the table?
Is she five??
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tcr!
· Sep 16, 2018 at 10:13 am
He came into her apartment
He left the bloodstains on the carpet
She ran underneath the table
He could see she was unable
—Michael Jackson
How do you run underneath the table?
Is she five??
tcr!
· Sep 15, 2018 at 5:17 pm
angeline35
· Sep 15, 2018 at 6:48 pm
wowweeee
Kelly K
· Sep 15, 2018 at 7:58 pm
What other colors are you going to choose? It looks really good!
tcr!
· Sep 15, 2018 at 9:50 pm
More pink, some purple, and some white for highlights.
Kelly K
· Sep 15, 2018 at 10:43 pm
That will be really cool!
Hater McGhray
· Sep 15, 2018 at 8:38 pm
Looks awesome!
Nicely done meow
Momma J
· Sep 15, 2018 at 10:51 pm
That is one no two colorful tattoos! That looks like it would have been pretty painful!
tcr!
· Sep 16, 2018 at 10:08 am
It’s just one tattoo, flipped in the mirror 😊
Momma J
· Sep 16, 2018 at 7:30 pm
I told Angie and Morgan you had 2 huge tattoos - one on each arm!
tcr!
· Sep 16, 2018 at 7:45 pm
You were half right 😁
jenkins_arts
· Sep 16, 2018 at 7:42 am
That’s gotta hurt!
Ryan Waters
· Sep 17, 2018 at 10:43 pm
Well done
tcr!
· Sep 15, 2018 at 2:43 pm
bwm
· Sep 15, 2018 at 3:16 pm
Cute haircut!
sissyditch
· Sep 15, 2018 at 3:51 pm
Which artist??
tism
· Sep 15, 2018 at 4:20 pm
#donotscratch #peelingfollows
chrisrich
· Sep 17, 2018 at 5:27 pm
Did the tattoo help with the mowing resentment?
tcr!
· Sep 15, 2018 at 10:32 am
People are out mowing their yards.
They’re trying to make me feel guilty.
I KNOW IT.
Karsin
· Sep 15, 2018 at 10:43 am
DONT GIVE IN DAMMIT
Zielinski
· Sep 15, 2018 at 10:54 am
After you give in, please come mow mine. Thanks!
tcr!
· Sep 15, 2018 at 1:11 pm
Oh man, the heat out there!! I don’t know if I’ll be able to make it 😉
Zielinski
· Sep 15, 2018 at 3:08 pm
I’ll gladly supply your lemonade and/or water! Stay hydrated my friend.
Hater McGhray
· Sep 15, 2018 at 11:48 am
Not today Satan!
tcr!
· Sep 15, 2018 at 1:13 pm
I’m not sure Satan would even be out mowing on this sunny Saturday.
Mitchell
· Sep 15, 2018 at 11:48 am
Lol I’m going to be mowing here in a few uncle travy
tcr!
· Sep 15, 2018 at 1:12 pm
Weekend work for sure 😊
Mitchell
· Sep 15, 2018 at 1:18 pm
Yeah I almost regretted mowing I used the out of gas excuse to stop mowing lol
chrisrich
· Sep 15, 2018 at 10:34 pm
I went to Riot Fest instead of mowing and I don’t feel guilty one bit. I think I saw Satan playing with one of metal bands….. he is getting old!!!!
tcr!
· Sep 16, 2018 at 1:22 pm
Was Riot Fest pretty good? I imagine it was.. 🎸
chrisrich
· Sep 16, 2018 at 1:33 pm
It was. I went with my 20 year old son
tcr!
· Sep 15, 2018 at 7:53 am
tcr!
· Sep 15, 2018 at 8:22 am
fiatlux423
· Sep 15, 2018 at 8:40 am
Did you see ant monarchs?
tcr!
· Sep 15, 2018 at 8:54 am
I’ve never heard of such a critter
Hater McGhray
· Sep 15, 2018 at 9:15 am
Cool pics!
tcr!
· Sep 15, 2018 at 10:24 am
Thank you!
Momma J
· Sep 15, 2018 at 9:39 am
Fluffy and pretty!
tcr!
· Sep 15, 2018 at 10:40 am
Yep! Just like me!
prokop
· Sep 15, 2018 at 1:41 pm
Love this pic.
flood
· Sep 15, 2018 at 5:27 pm
LOVE milk weed pods
tcr!
· Sep 15, 2018 at 5:59 pm
Yep. I have them all over my backyard.
Botsford
· Sep 15, 2018 at 8:19 pm
Once again, love this!
tcr!
· Sep 14, 2018 at 4:42 pm
Momma J
· Sep 14, 2018 at 11:56 pm
You look pretty happy!
tcr!
· Sep 15, 2018 at 8:30 am
Pretty, pretty happy 😊
tcr!
· Sep 14, 2018 at 8:27 am
I accidentally deleted two days worth of elearning data from one of our websites.
I felt bad for two days. Now I’m good.
tcr!
· Sep 14, 2018 at 5:29 am
Do you ever wake up to the sound of Alexa mumbling something in Korean?
Like she’s trying to decipher the launch codes?
jimi hindrance experience
· Sep 14, 2018 at 8:26 am
Haven’t had that yet but she does spontaneously bleat Dionne Warwick’s songbook like it mattered.
jimi hindrance experience
· Sep 14, 2018 at 8:51 am
The phrasing in my post owes much to the poet and editor Rick Peabody, where I heard the line about Dionne Warwick mattering.
tcr!
· Sep 14, 2018 at 8:58 am
Wait! Warwick doesn’t matter?
jimi hindrance experience
· Sep 15, 2018 at 1:22 am
Irony, if not dead, has got a wrattle…
Momma J
· Sep 14, 2018 at 8:35 am
Not yet!
tcr!
· Sep 13, 2018 at 1:12 pm
🛑 🤚
This story takes place in a public restroom. You’ve been warned…
So I was in said restroom and there was a guy in the stall. I knew this because he was talking on the phone in between gaspy grunts.
After I washed my hands and opened the door I so wanted to yell out, “HE’S TAKING A SHIT!!”
Because whoever he was talking to deserved to know this kinda thing.
Karly
· Sep 13, 2018 at 1:43 pm
I agree. This is “need to know” info for the party on the other end of that call.
tcr!
· Sep 13, 2018 at 4:53 pm
Maybe I should’ve asked him how long he was gonna be in there because I gotta take a dump, too.
edox
· Sep 13, 2018 at 1:54 pm
The guy next to me literally was just doing the same thing. Also his text message alert was ducks quaking.
edox
· Sep 13, 2018 at 3:53 pm
Well I am in Oregon so he probably went to UO. 😉
tcr!
· Sep 13, 2018 at 4:52 pm
Ah.. the quacking duck sound 🦆🚽
tism
· Sep 13, 2018 at 5:28 pm
I seriously question using phones in the john. Every time we visit Las Vegas…yup, phone in the john.
tcr!
· Sep 14, 2018 at 7:32 am
It seems to be pretty common place here in the states. And what with the new iPhone XS Max I can only assume Fortnite will be come only that much popular around the loo.
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Maybe she’s a liquid creature of some kind?
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Mannia · Sep 16, 2018 at 10:31 am
It is Michael Jackson we are talking about…
Kelly K · Sep 16, 2018 at 10:01 pm
Sad, sick, but true.
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Michael Jackson made Thriller therefore he couldn’t possibly do anything wrong.
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Laurie · Sep 16, 2018 at 12:04 pm
Maybe a dog or cat. 😪
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jenkins_arts · Sep 16, 2018 at 5:28 pm
short, very short
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“Smooth Rat Criminal”
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