Don’t want someone to be somebody they’re not.

Because they aren’t.

#protip

Audio (MP3): 20170816 - Morning drinks mute the fires of hell

And then there was that one time when it was 8 or 8:15 in the morning. I had called in sick the last couple of days because I’d been drinking. Too much. I called in^[1] that morning, too, because there wasn’t any way I was going to be able to pull myself out of it. Not that day for sure.

And Hell was especially hot that morning because I had not a drop to drink. Whatever I’d been drinking those past few “sick” days was gone and that wouldn’t do.

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I don’t remember what “easy way” I was searching for 1:17am last Saturday but the second result suggestion made me stop and hmm… 🤔

While reviewing with Sara last night, she pointed out that it’s “commit a suicide” which peaked my curiosity even more. Maybe you get to do more than one.

Further wondering: are these auto-suggests time sensitive? So at 1:17am you get the “commit suicide” tips and then at 7:11am you get the “cook bacon” variety?

Final wondering: do they offer the “lose weight” as the third choice to give me a nudge that if I wasn’t so fat I wouldn’t be thinking of killing myself.

#searchresults #machinelearning

I’ve watched a lot of videos trying to see what exactly happened when James Fields drove his car down the street. The videos showed different angles and some only with him going in reverse.

Many of the alt-right have suggested that people were attacking his car with bats while he helplessly sat there. Then he gunned it in reversed, possibly in fear for his life.

The videos below are best I’ve found and show a bigger picture. Be aware, everything about them makes me sick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DazXO_M2fno

Only one I’ve seen so far this year but I’ve been hearing them.

#photos #cicada

Saw this yesterday on the social medias.

Maggie and I have been talking as of late on the theory that there aren’t bad people, just people who do bad things.

But sometimes you gotta wonder.

#civilrights

I shouldn’t have been working on my columns after the sun went down but I had Zack de la Rocha singing “fuck you I won’t do what you tell me.” Hard to resist sticking it to conformity.

#homeimprovement #rageagainstthemachine

I suppose I should get up and make dinner instead of admiring myself on Instagram

#photos #selfies #beard

Magic’s in the moments, peeps.

#photos #clouds

This my new favorite afternoon drink. Be aware: you WILL feel your pulse in your eyelids.

#photos #starbucks #rocketfuel