Mothers, I made you a sign for your special day. I hope it’s filled with Columbian coffees, Peruvian pastries, and Brazilian bouquets!
☕️ 🍩 💐
PS- my marquee only has so many letters.
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tcr!
· May 12, 2019 at 7:00 am
Mothers, I made you a sign for your special day. I hope it’s filled with Columbian coffees, Peruvian pastries, and Brazilian bouquets!
☕️ 🍩 💐
PS- my marquee only has so many letters.
tcr!
· May 11, 2019 at 7:43 pm
I was thinking I should get a neck tattoo. Maybe some clams in a nice white wine sauce. 🤔
jimi hindrance experience
· May 11, 2019 at 7:45 pm
You’re sick and wrong, sir.
fiatlux423
· May 11, 2019 at 7:49 pm
Spider web
sprout
· May 11, 2019 at 8:13 pm
Do it!
Momma J
· May 11, 2019 at 8:14 pm
No no no
elaineorr
· May 12, 2019 at 7:39 am
You can always tell the moms. :) Happy Mother’s Day, Jeanie.
tam.the.terrible
· May 12, 2019 at 9:26 am
tcr!
· May 11, 2019 at 1:58 pm
Guys, I was in Town House Books earlier today, pimping my diaries for 2018 book. They’re going to look it over and see if it’s something they want on their shelves. I even gave them my phone number.
This isn’t the kind of thing I normally do. I’m not the kind of person to venture out and put myself under any kind of spotlight. But as the saying goes: if we always do what we always did, we’ll always get what we always got.
And really, I want something more out of life than what I’ve always had… 👠
lisa8
· May 11, 2019 at 11:27 pm
Nothing ventured…nothing gained. Gotta shine your light baby!! !🤜🤛 🦋
tcr!
· May 12, 2019 at 11:34 am
🔦🎉🎉
elaineorr
· May 12, 2019 at 7:37 am
It’s a very good book.
tcr!
· May 12, 2019 at 11:34 am
Thank you! 🙏
tcr!
· May 11, 2019 at 10:33 am
jimi hindrance experience
· May 11, 2019 at 1:04 pm
Is that a weedeater?
tcr!
· May 11, 2019 at 1:05 pm
It is! First time I got him out this year 😁
jimi hindrance experience
· May 11, 2019 at 1:06 pm
Had his work cut out for him?
tcr!
· May 11, 2019 at 1:11 pm
Yep, even had to use him in the yard in spots because the grass was too high to mow. “Last call” is in my DNA.
jimi hindrance experience
· May 11, 2019 at 1:11 pm
Atta boy!
jimi hindrance experience
· May 11, 2019 at 1:13 pm
It’s raining cats and cats down here. Was the grass wet?
jimi hindrance experience
· May 11, 2019 at 1:36 pm
Your book just came in the mail. The mail man that I scared one day when I was drunk. He didn’t look happy in the rain. I’m gonna tuck into that sonofagun trectly!
tcr!
· May 11, 2019 at 3:50 pm
USPS said you wouldn’t get it until it the 13th. Glad it came early for you!
jimi hindrance experience
· May 11, 2019 at 4:51 pm
This was the U.S. mail. He’s not happy with me. After reading what you wrote about the steps I feel like I might need to talk to him. But he was pounding on my door while I was tryiing to sleep and I left a note. I can’t decide…I guess I’ll shoot him.
tcr!
· May 12, 2019 at 2:53 pm
Why does he pound on yer door? Is he sweet on you or your cats?
jimi hindrance experience
· May 12, 2019 at 3:28 pm
I wouldn’t judge him to be sweet on pussy. Elaine receives many things that need signed for. The book yesterday? I don’t know why he brought it to the door. The usual explanation would be the required signature but he just dropped it inside the screen door. Almost everything he drops off and doesn’t wait for me to sign but that’s probably because of the aforementioned fright he caught from me.
jimi hindrance experience
· May 11, 2019 at 2:16 pm
and then there was that one time I was in a hornets nest of thought and I opened FB and Tcr Bang was there just like a prescription. And then the book arrived. I could have used the opportunity to clear the air with the Federales but I’m not Ghandi. Thanks T. I really like the Jimi character.
tcr!
· May 11, 2019 at 3:51 pm
You are most welcome. PS- Jimi is one of the heroes in the book. 👑
jimi hindrance experience
· May 11, 2019 at 4:55 pm
I should have used a shit eating grin emoji. I hope you could hear my chagrin. I’m not anyone’s role model.
tcr!
· May 12, 2019 at 6:34 am
“There is good in him. I’ve felt it.”
tcr!
· May 10, 2019 at 10:50 pm
tcr!
· May 11, 2019 at 7:46 am
We finally settled on Coffee for Communists ☕️ last night 👍
tcr!
· May 10, 2019 at 6:00 pm
Guys, I got two of my diaries 2018 books left here before the next shipment comes in.
Who wants them? Use promo code DIARIES18 and you’ll get fucking 20% off.
Mother’s Day is Sunday. You know your mom wants one of my books, specially inscripted just for her. I’ll totally do that. And I’ll draw a couple of tiny hearts, too.
tcr!
· May 10, 2019 at 6:13 pm
PS- those are some gnarly clouds behind me. Happy Friday!
marney0160
· May 10, 2019 at 6:15 pm
I already have my copy thanks. It arrived yesterday!
tcr!
· May 10, 2019 at 6:15 pm
Hurray! Lemme see.
marney0160
· May 10, 2019 at 6:22 pm
tcr!
· May 10, 2019 at 6:23 pm
👍👍👍
ahendrix
· May 10, 2019 at 6:23 pm
How could I purchase said book?
tcr!
· May 10, 2019 at 6:25 pm
There’s a link in my post, click that dude ..or.. you can search for “tcr diaries for 2018” on Amazon. They got it, too!
ahendrix
· May 10, 2019 at 6:40 pm
Got it!! I’m excited!
tcr!
· May 10, 2019 at 6:44 pm
YES!!! You’re awesome 😎
theotherme102
· May 10, 2019 at 6:53 pm
😍👌😍! On my insta story please answer me what is the best thing you have ever done for your mother/mom! I will feature it! ❤️
tcr!
· May 10, 2019 at 7:02 pm
NO WAY ⭐️
tcr!
· May 9, 2019 at 1:52 pm
So Amazon lets me quote reputable sources if they’ve added their review elsewhere.
I was thinking of adding this to my diaries 2018 book:
tcr!
· May 9, 2019 at 12:11 pm
Tell me again how long I get to hold something against somebody… 🤔
Greg Michael
· May 9, 2019 at 12:14 pm
How long can you hold your breath?
tcr!
· May 9, 2019 at 12:32 pm
Brilliant
Karly
· May 9, 2019 at 1:02 pm
Let me know when you find out. I think I’m at 32 years and accruing.
tcr!
· May 9, 2019 at 1:59 pm
Some grudges I actively maintain and others I only notice if the person’s name comes up in conversation.
klaurindabrey
· May 9, 2019 at 2:00 pm
When do u want to be free again?
Momma J
· May 9, 2019 at 5:48 pm
All above responses are very interesting!
tcr!
· May 9, 2019 at 8:49 am
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Irene · May 12, 2019 at 8:12 am
What a sweetheart! Thank you
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Thank you and love you!
Love you!!
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Try your sign with phonics. In a heavy Scottish brogue. Trill the r’s,,,even the ones that aren’t there.
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