I picked this up in the parking lot at work. Who the hell is Tina and why does she get to be the 4 of hearts?

#photos #meanwhile

Peeps, here’s the best guitar riff you’ll hear all day, maybe all week.

Lyrics, because you shouldn’t miss out on the second verse…

It’s 3 o’clock at the Triple Rock, another round of watching Paddy talk.
It’s where you wanna get snowed in when you get snowed in.
Outside it’s 10 below, is it day or night, we don’t care or know.
What we know is that we don’t wanna be
anywhere but here, please don’t make us leave.

When in Minnesota and you got a drinking quota.

I’m seeing double at the Triple Rock, we’re still here watching Paddy talk.
Then undress, then get out the duct tape.
The one question still remains, how much more art can we take?
I’ll let you know when the medication wears off.
I’m a religious drunk and this is where I pray.
The church of alcoholics can’t break up the congregation.
Give us air to breathe, through carbonation
we are at liquor church, genuflecting on barstools.
We’re praying that the taps will keep the holy water flowing.
Key kicks of communion, then a long night of confessions.
Coming home after noon seems to raise a lot of questions.

When in Minnesota and you got a drinking quota.

#musicvideos #nofx

Me: Alexa, play Presidents of the United States of America

Alexa: Okay, shuffling songs

Maggie from the family room: No “Peaches”

#POTUSA #maggie #alexa

Maggie: Dad… I’m sorry Grandma didn’t include you on the group message. You’ll be forever alone.

#maggie #allislost

#Meanwhile Paul Blart Mall Cop is 33% on Rotten Tomatoes.

#politics

Trump’s WhiteHouse.Gov Disappears Civil Rights, Climate Change, LGBT Rights

WhiteHouse.gov immediately wiped pages on LGBT rights, civil rights, climate change, and health care from its “issues” section after Donald Trump took the oath of office.

Below are my favorites from the article:

The page on climate change was replaced with a page entitled “An America First Energy Plan” that ignores climate change entirely and says, “President Trump is committed to eliminating harmful and unnecessary policies such as the Climate Action Plan and the Waters of the U.S. rule.”

The page on civil rights was replaced with a page entitled “Standing Up For Our Law Enforcement Community” that replaces concerns with how police act with a demand for more cops. It also paints predominantly black inner cities as shooting galleries.

“In our nation’s capital, killings have risen by 50 percent,” the page claims, which is false: homicides in Washington, D.C. were down in 2016 over 2015.

I don’t know if one could actually say the pages were “replaced.” The old were taken down and the new were added…but it does show that Trump is wasting little time in his quest to blow up America.

Anybody that doesn’t believe in global warming in denial of scientific fact. In the suburbs outside of Chicago right now it’s 47°F and rising, 54°F expected high. In the middle of January.

Dark days are here again as the winter evenings grow.

#politics #climatechange #LGBT

Me: How many Chocolate Strawberry Oreos did you have?

Maggie: Ummm… Two.

Me: 🤔

#photos #cookies #maggie

So Maggie’s got this going on ❤️

She’s playing Susan in The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe at Playhouse 38.

#photos #maggie

If people just admitted when they were wrong or when they didn’t know what the hell they were doing, the world would be a much better place. Bunch of morons running around.

#protip

Simple life metaphor here.

#animatedGIFs