Client:

I would like you to implement X on my website.

Me:

Okay. Could you send me an example of X so I can review?

Client:

I would still like Y to work.

Me:

Adding X will not affect Y.

Client:

Okay, I didn’t know if you were going to throw away Y when implementing X.

Me:

Don’t worry, you asked for me to implement X so I won’t throw away Y.

#worknews

They used to have them for like $19.99 at Kmart in the 80s.

#photos #fashion

For those who like the flower pictures, here’s a petal with rain drops on my deck from this morning.

#photos #flowers

Audio (MP3): 20180702 - I eat more when I'm happy

Based on my scientific observations and the data I’ve collected as of late, I’ve found that I eat more when I’m happy. When I’m stressed I don’t want to eat at all.

Now then, please note that I’ve gained 37 pounds over the last two months.

In related news, I don’t know why I wear white. Because then everybody knows what I’ve been eating.

So the interesting part of this story. While I was amusing myself with my formula on the drive to work, a feeling came blurting its way into my scientific stream of thought:

“Now, since this is all over, you can finally have your way.”

I don’t know why that thought came barging in, it just did. Shit bubbles to the surface for no apparent reason. And this time I was like “wow” since it was so far removed from what I’d previously been thinking and I immediately recognized it as residue.

Feel the emotions and let them go. I bet 99% of the time there isn’t a reason as to why we have them.

#moreevidence #diariespodcast

Pearl was drunk under the couch when Maggie and I got home tonight.

No judgement, I been there.

#photos #cats

#photos #sunsets #HeavyMachina

#photos #july4th #fashion 🇺🇸 ❤️💙❤️

Here we go… 🦖🎥🍿

#photos #movies #dinos

I just went outside for a morning photoshoot with these guys and instantly broke out into a crushing, humid sweat that would break Satan’s balls. So much for all that. 86°F and 82% humidity at 9:30 am is more than this princess can take. Or whatever.

Anyways… happy weekend, peeps!

🌸🌞 #photos #flowers

I feel like these construction barricades from the other night were publicly plotting to overthrow the neighborhood.

What with their flashing chatter and all, they were definitely planning something preposterously nefarious.

That’s my two cents anyways.

#photos #cityscapes