Today is stolen and I’s wedding anniversary.

It’s the first time in our 13 years of marriage that I didn’t get her something.

It’ll be the first time we didn’t celebrate.

This past July was 16 years that we’ve been together.

Life sucks.

#frankenstein #animatedGIFs #marriage #allislost

The morning after I killed myself.

I made myself breakfast in bed. I added salt and pepper to my eggs and used my toast for a cheese and bacon sandwich. I squeezed a grapefruit into a juice glass. I scraped the ashes from the frying pan and rinsed the butter off the counter. I washed the dishes and folded the towels.

The morning after I killed myself, I fell in love. Not with the boy down the street or the middle school principal. Not with the everyday jogger or the grocer who always left the avocados out of the bag. I fell in love with my mother and the way she sat on the floor of my room holding each rock from my collection in her palms until they grew dark with sweat. I fell in love with my father down at the river as he placed my note into a bottle and sent it into the current. With my brother who once believed in unicorns but who now sat in his desk at school trying desperately to believe I still existed.

#writtenword

I’VE SPOTTED A HIPSTER. IN THE WILD.

RIGHT OUTSIDE WHERE I WORK.

#photos #hipsters

Good morning from the spider outsider, peeps!

#photos #spiders

#batman #comics

I shouldn’t do this because I’d be breaking a vow and will never be sleeping but… #coffee

#photos

https://twitter.com/thebananafacts

Bananas will never talk shit about you. Not because they don’t have mouths….but because they respect the choices you make.

#funnies #protip #foodies

Peeps, here’s your Monday lunch time jam.

Lucy’s underground
She’s got a mouth to feed
Am I underground
Or am I in between

Lucy’s underground
She’s got a mouth to feed
Am I underground
Or am I in too deep

Show me love
Who’s got your hand on the button of
Showin’ love
You’ve got your hand on the button of

Lucy’s underground
She’s never coming back
Am I still alive
Or has the light gone black

Take me underground
Take me all the way
And bring me to the fire
Throw me into the flames

So show me love
Who’s got your hand on the button of
Showin’ love
You’ve got your hand on the button of

I would rather die
I would rather die
Than to be with you

#musicvideos #phantogram

Shocking Photograph Reveals The Future of Polar Bears Due to Climate Change

This shocking and saddening image was taken by photographer Kerstin Langenberger in Svalbard, and posted to her Facebook page.

Langenberger went on to say that although local scientists claim Svalbard’s bear population is stable, she regularly sees skinny or starving females:

“I see the glaciers calving, retreating dozens to hundreds of meters every year. I see the pack ice disappearing in record speed. Yes, I have seen bears in good shape – but I have also seen dead and starving polar bears. Bears walking on the shores, looking for food, bears trying to hunt reindeer, eating birds’ eggs, moss and seaweed. And I realized that the fat bears are nearly exclusively males which stay on the pack ice all year long. The females, on the other hand, which den on land to give birth to their young, are often slim. With the pack ice retreating further and further north every year, they tend to be stuck on land where there’s not much food.”

#sadiknow

Peeps, here’s your “I’ll put a knife right in you” Sunday jam.

#musicvideos #misfits