I was kinda sad when this plant died but then I was kinda happy the moss then said, “well I’m gonna grow in here.”

Some things are supposed to die so new things can take their place. 😘

#photos #metaphysical #naturerocks

I need all of this stuff.

#starwars

#animatedGIFS #peanuts

Sometimes I feel lazy when I order something like a pie server on Amazon Prime when I could’ve went to most any department store around to get one.

But Amazon has literally thousands for me to choose from, sent it right to my front door, and I got to do a photoshoot, too!

The best part is that now I won’t ever let my peeps down by not having this tool on #PiDay again.

I do think that Amazon could package something like this by wrapping it in that brown construction paper instead of those Sealed Air plastic pillows. Paper can be recycled. I don’t know what to do with the air pillows.

#photos #pie #amazon

This is why the web is horrible, especially on mobile devices. I really wanted to read about robots chatting in a new language they created while waiting for my coffee to brew this morning but no, we can’t have nice things on the Internet.

Did you see the independent.co.uk screenshot above has two close Xs overlaying each other in the bottom right.

Two.

I opened their article on my MacBook Air because again, I really wanted to read about the chatting robots but after scrolling past the intro graphic this…

I turned Ghostery off and it counted 61 trackers.

And I really wanna buy something from Zazzle now 🙄… When I see ads from companies this way, it puts a negative taste in my mouth. Their brands become revolting and I try avoid them from there on out.

It doesn’t surprise me that people just hang out on their Facebooks and their Pinterests, and their Twitters. At least those guys legitimately try to care about UI and content.

Independent.co.uk cares about their advertising.

#webdev #internets #fail

Maggie and I were just doing shots from the Ghirardelli chocolate sauce.

Because Friday.

#photos #chocolate

Let’s go for a magic carpet ride.

#photos #selfies

Peeps, winding down my Joan Jett week with my goddamn fast car favorite. The video is from The Runaways movie that never was.

“Although the Runaways broke up in the spring of 1979, filming went ahead that summer with Joan Jett and three actresses playing the band.”

Alas, if you need a Joan Jett movie for the weekend, don’t forget about her and Michael J. Fox in Light of Day from way back in 1987.

Wikipedia told me the movie was written and directed by Paul Schrader, same guy who wrote the screenplay for Taxi Driver.

#musicvideos #joanjett

Monopoly kicks out three classic game tokens

There’s been a big shakeup in Monopoly’s eight classic game pieces. Say goodbye to the boot, wheelbarrow and thimble tokens.

The ouster of the classic trio is the result of an online vote Monopoly parent Hasbro (HAS) held in January at VoteMonopoly.com, marking the first time in Monopoly’s 82-year history that Hasbro crowdsourced the future of the game.

Voters were faced with a choice: Should Hasbro replace some — or all — of the traditional game pieces like the top hat and boot with more culturally relevant items like a hashtag, emoji or computer?

More than 4.3 million votes determined the newly configured group of eight: a T-Rex, rubber ducky and penguin will join the five classic tokens Scottie the dog, hat, car, cat and battleship. The boot, wheelbarrow and thimble won’t appear in the game starting this fall.

The boot was my favorite 😢 and I would go for the wheelbarrow after the hat.

#games #monopoly #allislost

Customer leaves an epic review about his experience with hair removal gel (5 Photos)

Being hairy comes with its positive and negatives. They have to watch out for hot glue, the sticky part of wristbands and bandaids that don’t stick. Being a guy that’s pretty hair these all hit a little too close to home.

One guy on Amazon was struggling with the amount of hair on his rear end and decided to do something about it. A. Cheppell tried Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme to remove the excess hair that was hindering his bathroom sit down time. Cheppell quickly learned the gel was a terrible idea.

Cheppell left a hilarious and very detailed review on Amazon that quickly was awarded 5-stars.

You won’t be disappointed.

#meanwhile #amazon