Do you ever get pizza on the way home from work, and then think you should have a piece on the way home, and then decide to pose for a selfie with said pizza?
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tcr!
· Oct 4, 2018 at 4:28 pm
Do you ever get pizza on the way home from work, and then think you should have a piece on the way home, and then decide to pose for a selfie with said pizza?
You should… 📸 🍕
tcr!
· Oct 4, 2018 at 11:07 am
Audio (MP3): 20181004 - Seven Sledgehammers
Lying is the absolute worst.
“No, I wasn’t drinking. What the hell are you talking about?”
Telling lies. To another person. Makes them crazy. They start to question their own sanity.
jimi hindrance experience
· Oct 4, 2018 at 12:02 pm
I was just thinking about this this morning. When someone asks me something personal, and I don’t feel like answering, I lie my head off to them about it. I mean I was “literally doing battle with pirates” so how could you dare want to know? Or even if I just think the person is stupid. No, I was using my ultra-light aircraft and just floated above all the traffic. There are other exceptions, starting with if I don’t like the person. I’ll lie.
The best reply to all of these situations though is the blank stare. About 5 years ago when I first started at a job, an idiot wanted to know something. After the silence, she says, “Jim I think if you don’t want to answer something you just don’t!” Another person was present, and the second person giggled. I enjoyed that giggle. She let me know she gets me and she was on my side. The inquistor was probably too thick to know how obnoxious they were being, so it might have been all for naught but she eventually stopped asking me stuff like that.
tcr!
· Oct 4, 2018 at 12:43 pm
“an idiot wanted to know something” … this could be title of many a book.
tcr!
· Oct 4, 2018 at 9:46 am
Momma J
· Oct 4, 2018 at 11:27 pm
Very carefully!
tcr!
· Oct 5, 2018 at 8:13 am
This is true. I threw away all my high school report cards when I was moving out of Kathy and I’s apartment in Des Moines. I kinda wish I hadn’t done that now.
elaineorr
· Oct 5, 2018 at 7:17 am
Been working on this all week. Very hard, but lots of articles now say in addition to extra space, you feel better with less stuff.
tcr!
· Oct 5, 2018 at 8:13 am
For sure. I’ve had this mouse pad lying around since 2009 and I don’t even use le mouse anymore!
tcr!
· Oct 4, 2018 at 7:14 am
I have more questions than answers now.
Source: science.answers.com/…/What_is_the_largest_monument_in_the_US
keamoose
· Oct 4, 2018 at 9:51 am
So, is the Gateway Arch gay too? Can we repaint it with rainbow stripes?
tcr!
· Oct 4, 2018 at 10:25 am
Sure
keamoose
· Oct 4, 2018 at 10:27 am
tcr!
· Oct 3, 2018 at 10:54 pm
I just asked my cat if she liked egg salad. She replied with two meows.
I can’t remember if it’s one for bad, two for good. How does Tom Cruise abuse his autistic brother again?
I’ve had four lemon cooler cookies since I got home from work so I guess nothing else matters anymore.
Hater McGhray
· Oct 4, 2018 at 5:38 am
You mean Dustin Hoffman?
tcr!
· Oct 4, 2018 at 6:56 am
Who would win in a fight, Dustin Hoffman or Mark Wahlberg?
Hater McGhray
· Oct 4, 2018 at 6:57 am
Mark Wahlberg of course
tcr!
· Oct 4, 2018 at 7:19 am
Hoffman was in Kung Fu Panda though
Momma J
· Oct 4, 2018 at 11:29 pm
It is absolutely amazing how much you and Lance are alike! He asked me a very similar question less than 2 days ago!
tcr!
· Oct 5, 2018 at 8:12 am
He wanted to know about who would win if Hoffman and Wahlberg duked it out? It’s a very good question and one must ponder both opponents strengths AND weaknesses.
tcr!
· Oct 3, 2018 at 4:32 pm
Do you ever just yawn at life?
Carrie Craft
· Oct 3, 2018 at 6:36 pm
A yawn is a silent shout. :)
tcr!
· Oct 3, 2018 at 6:52 pm
YES! I love that.
tcr!
· Oct 3, 2018 at 6:52 pm
And then of course Silent Shout is also one of my favorite songs.
Damien F
· Oct 3, 2018 at 9:13 pm
tcr!
· Oct 3, 2018 at 7:51 am
Do you ever open the front door, all ready to leave and then stop and say, “I can’t wear this shirt. I look like an animal.”
tcr!
· Oct 2, 2018 at 9:03 pm
jimi hindrance experience
· Oct 2, 2018 at 10:43 pm
a real tasmanian devil thing going on with the dentrifice.
tcr!
· Oct 3, 2018 at 7:57 am
Yep! 😁
Kelly K
· Oct 2, 2018 at 11:49 pm
He’s great! Did he bring you shoes?
tcr!
· Oct 3, 2018 at 7:56 am
Every time 😊
tcr!
· Oct 2, 2018 at 7:23 pm
Audio (MP3): 20181002 - Quite possibly hungover
The scene was once again my truck.
I was sitting at a stoplight and a minivan pulled up in the lane next to me.
The wife appeared to be driving and, who I assume to be the husband, was slumped over in the passenger seat. Quite possibly hungover. Renounced pathetic in his silence and downward, saddened gaze.
The engrossing part of this travel tale was that she was scolding him with both hands and all that. Arms flailing. Eyes furious. Teeth gnashing. Murderously chewing his ass upside and down there behind their minivan windows.
This would be a day I would not ever forget if I were him. The guy looked defeated as he sat there frumpily slumped. Acceptive of whatever verbal beating his wife was handing down.
I don’t know if he fucked the dog last night or what, but guys, this dude was in trouble. 😯
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Good idea!
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Ryan Waters · Oct 4, 2018 at 4:50 pm
F_ _ _! I think 🤔 I need a slice of that!!!! Where’s it from? Look ALMOST like genuine NYC pizza pie
Doughocracy FTW
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That’s off the hook!
And out of pocket
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sprout · Oct 4, 2018 at 4:59 pm
I’d eat that.
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Does zooming in on the slice to see what toppings are on it make me a food creep?
Nope. I do that kinda thing all the time
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Will you be back from Italy in time to meet the rest of us at 8:00 pm?
I made it back but tonight is all Venom at the movies 🎥
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I gotta advise against this. That first bite looks like a hot pepper. You don’t want that.
Banana peppers, only regionally hot
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Karly · Oct 4, 2018 at 5:32 pm
No, man. I’d just eat it…and none of this one slice craziness.
I ate four more when I got home.
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Claudio · Oct 4, 2018 at 5:40 pm
A limp one
I don’t think I’d ever want an erect pizza by my face
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What kinda/where from pizza good sir?
Doughocracy in downtown Geneva. FTW.
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Laurie · Oct 4, 2018 at 6:37 pm
No, never 🤔
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Irene · Oct 4, 2018 at 9:41 pm
I sure hope it tasted better than it looks
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You look sensational. Your slice looks less than impressed. Just sayin’.
Dude, it is absolutely so good yummy!
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