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tcr!
· Mar 28, 2015 at 5:39 am
The fact that there are ugly hookers tells you pretty much all you need to know about men.
tcr!
· Mar 27, 2015 at 9:34 pm
Peeps, it’s not what you think…
With that said, has anybody seen Inherent Vice?
Rotten Tomatoes gives it 72% and it’s staring my hero Joaquin Phoenix.
jimi hindrance experience
· Mar 28, 2015 at 7:28 am
I saw “Inherent VIce” and I give a B+. Most people wouldn’t. I’m not most people. I’m a fan of Thomas Pynchon and sooo fucking coincidentally I am reading “Inherent Vice” at the moment.
A lot of people would say it’s a jumbled mess. It kinda is, but that’s an accurate representation of the book. And just because it’s jumbled and messy doesn’t take away from the fact that it’s another masterpiece from TP.
Like life imumgo (in my utmost grandiose opinion) it has multiple layers and plot lines. Several things going on at once and connected only in the 6 degrees of separation. Joaquin Phoenix captures the character of Doc and the syt’s hired to play the sweet young things do an admirable job of handling (jobhandling) their characters.
I’m biased. I loved it. Doc is first and foremost a stoner and he’s the main character, but it isn’t Cheech and Chong. Brolin plays an idiot cop and he also captures the character. There are just too many parts to heap accolades on so I won’t bother. Everybody who worked on this did a great job, including first and foremost the director and script. Again, that’s the way the book is written. On purpose. The book is better but you’ll find yourself turning back a few pages more than once trying to remember who this person is and how they relate to the story.
So much California. I’ve only crossed the border near Lake Havasu City, AZ, but I feel like I know it a little bit because of writers like TP. Music like fill-in-the-blank: Eagles, Jackson Browne, etc.
The movie is wonderful eye-candy. I want to change my grade to a solid A and I want to be the first to say go fuck yourself to anyone that hasn’t read the book or Vineland or something else TP wrote. It’s not Cliff Notes. Rich. Lush. Sumptious. The grooves are lined with spider fur. In a good way.
“on madonna
on letterman
on xtc
on tv”
—-jimihindranceexperience
jimi hindrance experience
· Mar 28, 2015 at 7:01 pm
elo reminded me i’ve been to San Francisco. it was sublime, like TP’s book.
tcr!
· Mar 31, 2015 at 8:58 am
Thanks for the writeup review! It’s worthy of any newspaper…
tcr!
· Mar 27, 2015 at 6:05 pm
Peeps… I was laying in bed pondering as I do when I heard this familiar watery noise. And I thought to myself, “Who the hell is flushing the toilet? I’m trying to think!”
tcr!
· Mar 27, 2015 at 6:11 pm
My second thought is that if I’m alone at home with a Ben & Jerry pint (which I am), only one of us is going to come out alive.
tcr!
· Mar 27, 2015 at 6:48 pm
jimi hindrance experience
· Mar 28, 2015 at 7:31 am
oh you goodam write!!! half-baked and phish food. cherry garcia. These are the half-pints I should devote more time on.
tcr!
· Mar 31, 2015 at 8:58 am
I’ve always liked ice cream (I mean who doesn’t) but I’ve had an extraordinary love affair with it as of late. I even eat it when I’m full.
That prob speaks as to why I’ve gained ten pounds over the winter.
tcr!
· Mar 26, 2015 at 1:08 pm
A renegade wordsmith
I think “wordsmith” is one of those words you don’t get to call yourself if you’re being serious.
In related news, I don’t know what poet wrote this link bait’s last three words:
Maybe it is “neat” that her fingers are flying over the frets but Maggie writes better headlines for her pretend milk commercials.
jimi hindrance experience
· Mar 27, 2015 at 6:00 am
i am certain of Maggie’s superiority. she’s so much cooler than neat. she’s the bees knees. she’s the cat’s pajama’s. she’s wicked. she’s boss. she’s bitchin’.
tcr!
· Mar 25, 2015 at 10:08 pm
“So, before passing judgement, please consider that #science now shows that the male brain is not fully developed until never.”
tcr!
· Mar 25, 2015 at 9:23 pm
Obviously the best thing to do when a grizzly is attacking you is punch it in the face or, if you’re a lady, kick it in its twig & bear-ies. But if for some reason when the moment comes you can’t remember how to make a fist or lift a leg without crumbling to the ground, a good alternative is to spray it with UDAP’s version of bear mace. An even better alternative: load the Bear Spray into UDAP’s Back Attack Pack so you’ll be covered in the event of unexpected charges from behind, plus when pinned to the ground.
So much good shit on dudeiwantthat.com.
jimi hindrance experience
· Mar 26, 2015 at 8:28 am
i have been accused of harboring this item. i would like to categorically deny the charges.
tcr!
· Mar 25, 2015 at 7:14 pm
Sometimes I just wanna flop on the couch but NOOOO, the cats think they own me.
Her back is literally touching my face.
THIS IS ALL HER IDEA but I love it… ;)
Last one…from last night…they are constantly two inches from my face.
jimi hindrance experience
· Mar 26, 2015 at 1:07 am
My lil doggies constantly do this to Elo
tism
· Mar 26, 2015 at 3:31 am
Unconditional lovin’ is what we all need.
Conversely, “I hear Ole man tcr! has 27 cats.” is the makings of a B grade horror flick. :-P
jimi hindrance experience
· Mar 26, 2015 at 8:29 am
lol
tcr!
· Mar 27, 2015 at 2:45 pm
I never understood why my dad didn’t want cats. UNTIL NOW.
tcr!
· Mar 25, 2015 at 4:29 pm
You twit, I’ve taken that corner at at-least 30.
jimi hindrance experience
· Mar 26, 2015 at 8:32 am
easily 55. in an F150 short box.
jimi hindrance experience
· Mar 26, 2015 at 8:33 am
sometimes i want to drive up their tailpipes. other times, it’s me that’s grandpaw’in the whole shebang.
tcr!
· Mar 25, 2015 at 8:28 am
tcr!
· Mar 25, 2015 at 8:31 am
These are comfy though and Radiolab has about five podcasts I haven’t listened to.
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jimi hindrance experience · Mar 31, 2015 at 5:45 pm
yeah me too. we have a 2 cat maximum rule. but every once in awhile we have a visitor or 2 when elo spies someone needing rescued.
tcr! · Apr 1, 2015 at 8:11 am
If I had it to do over again, I might get a wee-little dog.
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