I love my house but man, do I hate looking out this kitchen window. Every time I’m standing at the kitchen sink I see brown town all around. 😬
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tcr!
· Mar 5, 2018 at 8:02 am
I love my house but man, do I hate looking out this kitchen window. Every time I’m standing at the kitchen sink I see brown town all around. 😬
tcr!
· Mar 4, 2018 at 3:02 pm
Terminators are here. If you want proof or an example, get a robot vacuum and watch it hassle you while you’re trying to put away groceries. 🙄
It’s got the whole damn ground floor to vacuum but still…it’s right under my feet whenever I get home from the store.
tcr!
· Mar 2, 2018 at 2:58 pm
Just be yourself. People will love you.
And if they don’t then fuck ‘em. Because the people who count, will.
tcr!
· Mar 2, 2018 at 8:02 am
Audio (MP3): 20180302 - A tag below my chin
I don’t know how it is that I still put on my shirt backwards. I get one on, something feels uncomfortable, and then I look down and see a tag below my chin.
What the fuck? Am I five?
I pull my arms out and then do the straitjacket maneuver to spin it around proper. Next thing I know I’m on a dolly and Senator Martin is questioning me about her daughter.
This is why I have a hard time even getting out of bed in the morning
Oh, and Senator, just one more thing. Love your suit.
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