Yesterday I pulled up behind a silver car waiting at a stoplight. There was another white car to my right, double parked with the blinkers on. Maybe a foot from my passenger side door. Three cars packed together like a Tetris L.
An older, burly dude was walking slowly down the sidewalk, eyeing the parked white car. I assumed it to be his. I also knew there was no way in hell he’d be able to open his driver’s side door. There wasn’t any room with his double park for him to get in.
I started to feel tense. Totally ready for the stoplight to turn green so this whole situation would go away. I like stuff to go away.
I’m cheap…no reflection on you. But around twenty seems reasonable. How cool that you wrote a book! I have plans to one day. Too cool that your day arrived!!
In related news One time I was looking at restaurant menu and they had 5, 8, 14, 15 for the price points. No dollar sign or anything. I thought they were the menu item number. After being clued in I was like, “oh. i guess i really am from iowa.”
Base your cost on $10 charge 30 after 6 to 7 months have a sale if and only if they aren’t moving hit it at 25 for a couple months and then you have room to drop to 10 and still profit NEXT!!! 😎
This is what your car might’ve looked like in the mid 90s because you crashed into a stopped car on a four lane highway because you had road rage and were pissed at yet another car that had cut you off.
I can honestly say that I don’t try to be a better person today because yesterday I simply thought it was a good idea.
When you know you hate your neighbor: when you don’t go outside to shovel from the last blizzard because their little dog has been barking up its own storm for the last hour. And you’ve also opened the door to specifically yell, “shut the fuck up” at that little dog.
The Facebook app put an ad for Lays right above your post, and then when I opened Facebook on the computer, there was an ad for Pringles. That one extra chip has totally taken over the algorithm!!
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“…to own and tend. …to control and parse.” 😊
Exactly. I don’t know why I sometimes think that another’s feeling is mine to manage. I got enough going on with just me. 😊
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jenkins_arts · Apr 18, 2019 at 6:28 am
Well said!
Thanks!
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