I heard there’s a coyote party there but not until later tonight.

Or Elburn???? Oh my God…I’m still laughing!!!!🤣🤣🤣

Probably elburn. The cats there are very shady.

So the rumors are true.

I can confirm.

Is the kitty ok?

It was a white cat with black patches and the patches look like dents in his hide from a rough, battle scarred life. I assume he ate all the Bigfoots in his 20s, after he got out of the Cat Marines or wherever they serve.

I guess him to be in his 60s now but I still wouldn’t tangle with him. There was an open can of Hormel Chili beside him and since I didn’t see a can opener around, he must’ve opened it with his teeth. Maybe his claws, too. For leverage.

I was born and raised in the birthplace of Hormel. That chili and a can of spam will last forever. Oh and a twinkie

The 7/11 on Randall and 64? Who loiterers at a intersection with no foot traffic? You are right. Stay. Away.

Oh. I’m sorry. In my haste I forgot to mention the 7-Eleven with the sign is on 64 and 17th, a few blocks east. But the one on 64 and Randall probably has a similar policy. Loiter at your own risk!

lol!

Party tonight at 8. Picnic tables. 7-11. Geneva!

Maybe we can get them to make a real sign!

Gotta love traffic 😖

Traffic makes me sadder and also angrier than anything else. Well, I can get pretty angry at the Target/Starbucks people who don’t know how to grind beans for a French Press. I get home and open the bag expecting to see coarsely ground beans and instead see a floury brown powder.

THIS IS NOT A GAME.

So what’s really funny is that I was banned a while back from the “What’s Happening in Geneva” Facebook group for posting similar anecdotes. I was also banned from WH in St. Charles, WH in Batavia, etc. etc.

I’m glad I have a blog because you all deserve to know the real stories.

My badge of honor. Banned from Trump Facebook. Oh well. Left what’s happening in st Charles on the basis of meanness and belittling.

And. You are funny.

You know it’s better to talked about then never noticed

You were banned because your magazine was perceived by Kevin Ketchum to be competition for his local magazines. That’s my guess anyway.

Yeah, I wanted to leave my magazine out of the story and keep the focus on my personal wit and charm.

This is fantastic… I’m still giggling

Thank you!

Best. Post. And Stream. Of. The. Day! 😂😂😂

Thank you so much!

They also don’t like to pay out on scratch offs over 20$

That store sucks. Refused to give me lottery tickets because my daughter was with me. Really. WTF. SHE WASNT 21.

Do you think the new teeth should push the old ones out or you should be able to clip them off, or that you should be able to pull them and then wait for new teeth to come in???

I would also like to know the answer to this.

Since the systems are already in place, they can come in like the others did. No need to reinvent the wheel. Or the tooth.

What if they just kept growing and you had to gnaw on wood to keep them worn down? And also you lived in a lodge made of branches and mud in a lake that you created by building a dam and when you sensed danger you slapped the water with your tail and dove to safety? 🤔

Would the lodge be close to Louisville, Kentucky?

It’s your dam lodge, you flood whatever town you want!

I have a vague memory of building a dam of twigs in the drainage ditch behind my dad’s house. I was 11 and not a structural engineer mind you and completely underestimated the force of the current that day.

It should go without saying but I’ll say it anyway. The damn didn’t hold, the twigs and pebbles washed downstream, and I was left with a broken heart. 😢

No lives were lost.

A great tragedy of our times, indeed. Maybe reconsider the whole beaver lifestyle.

I’m ready to grow some new teeth. I’ve had these same thoughts before, even weird dreams about it?
Hmmm…

I wasn’t expecting weird dreams to come into play

We’ll call you “Sharky” t. 😁

I feel like a mobster with good teeth already!

lol

Terrific photography

Thank you!

That’s not a bumblebee is it?

It most certainly is! They love those flowers!

Yes, they most certainly do don’t they

It looks purple!

Yep. Their wings look purple when you get up close and personal.

Holy shit you spent some time pulling this together. I hope you did it on your employer’s dime.

Giggle. If it helps today I will call you The King of Geneva! I haven’t a trumpet but I can turn my guitar amp up to eleven! ☮️

What will you play? Crosstown Traffic by Jimi Hendrix?

How about, I can’t drive 55?

🎸

But isn’t it the law that drivers have to stop at those crosswalks for pedestrians or bikers?

I’m sure it is, but at the same time, the point is that if you’re going to stop, don’t make it a split second decision. Like slamming on your brakes in front of a semi, you won’t win every time.

I might be misinterpreting it but it sounds like only when they’re in the crosswalk.

true!

I hate that crosswalk of certain doom. Maybe a little bridge should go over it. Or it could be re-routed to coincide with the stop light intersection. I wish I had a pool.

My kids and I cross that spot all the time. We don’t wave people to stop or expect it but people are nice enough to do so

This made my day! I haven’t driven in 15 years and could rant for hours about how the drivers in this town never stop at the line and constantly block crosswalks! People will literally see me riding down the sidewalk and block the cross walk anyway….

A STOP sign is posted on the east and west side of the bike path that crosses Rt 25. That would indicate to me whoever is using the bike path is to stop for oncoming traffic.
Illinois law states you are to stop for someone in the crosswalk. Very confusing!

TLDR; Always stop for bikers and walkers in the crosswalk. Problem solved. Probably…because TLDR

Well, that wasn’t really my TLDR but I’ll allow it.

I’ll admit to a short attention span, but that was similar to a short novel in social media terms, don’t you agree?

I do agree 😊 but my TLDR is more along the lines of “it’s okay to be agitated when people step on our toes.”

Ah, touche.

One second of distraction is all it takes. Hell I was reaching for cheeto the other day on a drive through Canada. Next second I had two wheels on the gravel shoulder scaring the piss out of me. Life is fun.

I gave my cat a Cheeto once. She ran off with it in her mouth like a stubby little orange cigar.

The Cheeto made me do it!

Slow down and drive defensive.

Some one pissed in your Cheerios this morning huh? Also a lot of cyclists commute in “racing gear” and change at work. But the car shouldn’t have locked up the breaks but if you had to slam on yours too it means you were following too close.

> it means you were following too close
Not necessarily.

I loved your post…you crack me up! #reallifeishilarious

My niece’s boyfriend has the best brows. I can’t take my eyes off of them.

You’re still young and lucky to be able to do that!

Sounds wonderful!

So cute!

Yeah that always made me uncomfortable

Great song though… but that line is off, way off.

I got kicked out of my neighbors house when I was little because I kept singing that part over and over again lmfao

What?!!! I’ve been doin that for years. I thought you were supposed to! 🤬

JCM can suck on whatever he wants

Until he comes for you

I see that only women have been commenting. Men be like, “yeah, I’m not touching that.”

But that’s how you attain 🥔 perfection. That’s how.