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tcr!
· Aug 30, 2018 at 9:42 am
Audio (MP3): 20180830 - No smoking at the entryways, peeps
And then there was that one time a few years back when I was standing at the front door of the work building. It was a cool autumn day and I was enjoying a beautiful cigarette.
Enjoying the smoke, the solitude, and the cars going by.
Momma J
· Aug 30, 2018 at 10:05 am
Look for the good in people!
tcr!
· Aug 30, 2018 at 10:55 am
Yep. I try to assume the best in life.
tcr!
· Apr 17, 2018 at 7:26 pm
Audio (MP3): 20180417 - Like I'm going to fall over
I haven’t been writing as much because I’ve been struggling with my nicotine addiction. All sorts of things happen and don’t happen when I try to quit.
Sometimes I’ll spout off something about quitting on social media or whatever but lately I’ve just been keeping my struggles to myself. Because unless somebody was a daily smoker for over 30 years, they don’t really get it. I know people are trying to help but move along. Sometimes we just need to vent.
tcr!
· Apr 4, 2018 at 4:43 pm
Lady, I realize you but a lowly Walgreens cashier but I haven’t had any nicotine gum in almost 3 hours and I will TURN THIS STORE UPSIDE DOWN if you don’t show me some hustle.
tcr!
· Feb 21, 2018 at 1:18 pm
Audio (MP3): 20180221 - Communal cigarette larceny
So one time when I was “quit smoking” I was headed up to see my dentist in Elgin. Don’t ask me for a referral. He’s long since retired and is probably off riding a mule in the Grand Canyon these days.
He actually rode a mule there once. A mule by the name of Travis. I heard that story every time I went to see him.
Anyway, whatever stop smoking aid I was using that day wasn’t working. I had a little panic attack and that quickly turned into full blown, terror frenzy.
Monohon
· Feb 21, 2018 at 1:25 pm
I have radiation therapy I don’t want to be one of those older then I am Fuckers still smoking I start on the 27th!
tcr!
· Feb 21, 2018 at 2:41 pm
Good luck!!
jenkins_arts
· Feb 21, 2018 at 1:31 pm
Nicotine is at the top of the list of addictive drugs.
tcr!
· Feb 21, 2018 at 2:41 pm
I believe it.
Hmmmmm?!. I was just talking to someone this afternoon @ how I quit. How weird? My phone ( or you ) must be listening to me again. 😂
jimi hindrance experience
· Feb 22, 2018 at 4:43 am
He eavesdrops on everybody!
jimi hindrance experience
· Feb 22, 2018 at 4:40 am
I know people who quit shooting meth and quit drinking whisky who can’t quit smoking. Oddly enough, I don’t have first hand experience with this drug. I never met a drug I didn’t like with the exception of tobacco. I must be allergic to it. Another…See More
tcr!
· Feb 22, 2018 at 8:53 am
I remember Goth Sean Penn but I don’t remember the tobacco interlude. I’ll have to research.
tcr!
· Feb 22, 2018 at 8:54 am
Smoking is definitely an ash-y, cough-y type of love affair. Talking (and smelling) like Tom Waits is a requirement.
tcr!
· Mar 21, 2016 at 7:06 pm
This is the only ashtray I have left even though I don’t smoke (mostly) anymore.
tcr!
· Mar 24, 2015 at 9:26 am
When I smoke, it’s generally because I’m in withdrawal.
This morning I smoked because I’m a smoker.
I hate that.
jimi hindrance experience
· Mar 24, 2015 at 3:50 pm
you have my support. anything i can say or do? hang in there.
tcr!
· Mar 25, 2015 at 10:28 am
It’s all good. I started feeling sick because I smoke too much. Because I’m a smoker.
Thanks though!
tcr!
· Dec 19, 2013 at 1:36 pm
About this time every work day I start to go into nicotine withdrawals. No idea why since I maintain the status quo with intake.
jimi hindrance experience
· Dec 21, 2013 at 2:55 am
From the DSM IV, you're probably experiencing 305.10.
The Diagnostic Service Manual is a list of codes used in health care to bill the insurance companies. The IV simply means it's the 4th time they've revised it.
You also may be suffering from 292.12, PCP intoxication.
Or, 302.4, Exhibitionism.
Or you could have 307.7, Encopresis, which is an unhealthy relationship with your poop.
My favorite, but a long-shot at what is ailing you, is 312.34, Intermittent Explosive Disorder, which is what it sounds like: Rage-o-holic complete with breaking stuff.
You may also be afflicted with 312.39, a condition that includes pulling your hair out and eating it.
I'm still suffering from ODD. I didn't make it up. Oppositional Defiant DIsorder (ODD) is what it sounds like.
Good luck to you sir, and no penguins were harmed in the production of this missive.
tcr!
· Dec 21, 2013 at 4:12 pm
I apply 313.23 during Republican encounters unless they're dressed in Middle-earth garb.
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