I saw that Home Depot has skeletal horses and T. rexes and I now wish we had a Home Depot nearby.

Stella, our black roommate (cat) is getting old. We’ve had to keep her indoors for at least 13 Halloween’s, because of evil mofo’s. She’s only killed one small animal this year, but it was unrecognizable. She flayed that smaller critter! For years we would find evidence of her handiwork in the bushes etc. These skeliti reminded me of her younger mass murdering machine days.

keamoose: maybe they’ll ship their horse skeleton to Canada.

jimi: yep, after some crippled Fat Cat with a BB gun the sister cats never go outside unless they’re on a leash.

No such luck, they’re asking for a zip code to even tell me about shipping. The Canadian site has a smaller pony version and a triceratops, but it looks like in-store pickup is the only option. Too bad; I’d have left that T. rex up year-round, although I might have had to modify it to reflect current science on T. rex posture. :P

Amazon?

- https://smile.amazon.com/74-Halloween-Standing-Skeleton-Horse/dp/B07562BF8L/
- https://smile.amazon.com/Standing-Skeleton-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Illuminated/dp/B075661818/

Prices much higher for the T-Rex. Jerks.

“Sure, our T. rex costs twice as much, but the shipping is only $4.49!”

Hey, what if I got one of these and mounted it on a pike as a warning? https://www.amazon.com/dp/B072M5RVNB/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_dp_x_w8UUzb5DCYNE3

DO IT 💪

tivoli!