Pratt, you were supposed to be a guardian of the galaxy. 😢

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Audio (MP3): 20170810 - Seeking colorful Christian martyr to repel repeated Jehovahs Witness

I have a sign but they keep coming back. I need you to intimidate them, get them away from my doorbell, and off my porch. For good. For permanently. I want you to make them feel like the Hindus did when holy-roller Robertson said they were all demonic.

I need you to channel that Christian snobbery. That elitism those grade school girls threw at me when I was just a kid. When they told me I was going to hell. Because I wasn’t saved. And they most certainly were going to heaven. Because they were. They were gonna see their grandparents and everything. 😞

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Maggie and I found a hardcore religious freak on my shortwave radio.

About 30 seconds in she says, “this sounds like the beginnings to a horror movie.”

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