Town Reportedly Nixes Winnie the Pooh Mascot Over ‘Dubious Sexuality’
BREAKING: Winnie the Pooh is a hermaphrodite, exposes himself in public, and has no business being around children.
Officials in the Polish town of Tuszyn (around 87 miles southwest of Warsaw) were deciding on a mascot for its town playground, when the classic children’s character was suggested as a candidate. They decided to rule Winnie out, because he’s an “inappropriately dressed” bear of “dubious sexuality.”
Lets dive deeper shall we. :-P
http://jfmaho.wordpress.com/2008/06/26/11-things-you-may-not-want-to-know-about-winnie-the-pooh/
“Winnie-the-Pooh is in fact a symbol for the penis.”
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Oh and folks of Tuszyn. Hermaphrodite means a set of each not lacking any. I think the term you are looking for is intersex.
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On With The Show. (this translates, in jimispeak, to “I don’t understand what the fuck the deal is with who Pooh wanna laydown with”). I don’t care who Pooh wanna do the show with. Pooh was kinda cool in his day for what it was worth.
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