I often inherit projects that morons have previously worked on. I’m tempted to message their personal email accounts whenever I come across a moronic bug that they created.

The email would contain their bug, a quote from the documentation, and a link.

As an example:

Hello Mr. Moron,

Line 547:
$oral_allergy_symptons_unique = array_unique($oral_allergy_symptons);

Note: Note that array_unique() is not intended to work on multi dimensional arrays.

Source: php.net/manual/en/function.array-unique.php

You wasted over an hour of my time this morning troubleshooting your bullshit.

#devhell #fuckingkevin