Sep 4th, 2018 at 7:23:12 pm
· Sep 4, 2018 at 7:23 pm
Me: It annoys me that I have to trim my nails weekly yet I have to live with the same teeth for more than most of my life.
Me: Why can’t I have replacement teeth every few years and just skip the other nonesense?
Maggie: I see you’ve thought about this.
Me: Yep. It’s the molehills that kill us.
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