😢 #photos #cake #allislost
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Jun 15, 2018 at 2:34 pm
Maggie: what is this? Me: 🤔 #photos #cake #maggie
Jun 13, 2018 at 5:45 pm
Dinners like this are why I’ve gained 87 pounds these past seven…
Oct 20, 2017 at 4:38 pm
In more culinary news, this is how you eat cake on Fridays after…
Now that my fatass is done eating cake I was gonna go ride my bike but the wind is blowing. I just can’t do that anymore either. 😢
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you shouldn’t have to. make friends with the demons. sit ‘em down on the couch. cuddle up. “ooh, you’re so warm.”
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but once you’ve gone this far, do it right. bottle of something brown and 80 proof. eight ball.
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I don’t know about the last one 🤔😉
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yeah, i know, i go overtheboard. poor taste. apologies.
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No need to apologize 😊
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