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Desperately seeking a Democrat for light housework

tcr! · Jun 29, 2017 at 9:00 am

Audio (MP3): 20170629 - Desperately seeking a Democrat for light housework

Yes, you will be expected to clean. Netflix will be off-limits, however, you may bring headphones. But not your individualism. Independent thought is encouraged but keep moral outrage to yourself. This is a job not a march. Liberals are okay so long as you bring your own cleaning supplies. Hippies may also apply but will be required to check the hemp at the front door.

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