I need to get better about the whole recycling the grocery bags thing. At one point I had like almost ten grocery bags filed with even more compressed groceries bags. They compressed well enough inside of their parent grocery bags but then I felt like some 70s Beverly Hills vagrant wandering into Super Target to recycle them, with the naive hope of getting 2 cents for each crumpled, crunchy bag. They fell on the floor in said Target and then I kicked them outta people’s way like a soccer buffoon. In short, everything’s terrible.