And then there was that one time around midnight when I was all liquored up, and in my teens and by myself, and thought… “I need an adventure.”

So I stumble-walked 30 minutes over to the middle school, climbed to the top, and plopped down.

And I sat there with only a few swallows left in my quarter of beer, in the middle of the night, with my feet dangling over the side, and thought… “this is no adventure.”

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