“Lemme know how your Google comes out for that…”

Feel free to use as needed.

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Giant marijuana farm discovered on Chicago’s South Side

Chicago cops busted up one of the largest pot growing operations in the city’s history, a two football field-sized plot housing some plants “as big as Christmas trees,” authorities said.

I hope they got the right bong, too.

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4chan’s Chris Poole: Facebook & Google Are Doing It Wrong

“Google and Facebook would have you believe that you’re a mirror,” he said, “but in fact, we’re more like diamonds.” - multi-faceted. It was an appeal reminiscent of the one he gave at SXSW earlier this year, but it hit harder. Google Plus has since arrived, and Poole says it’s even worse than Facebook for the future of online identity.

It wasn’t until Facebook and Twitter came along that I ever used my real name. I’m trying to fix that now.

Elsewhere:

• Nym Wars

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Ain’t nothing wrong with smacking people now and again.

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I wish people would listen the third time so I don’t have to tell them a fourth time.

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