The work mailman just asked if there was somebody named “Vinny” in our office. He was holding a small package.

I said “nopes” automatically and now I regret that the “doing the right thing” instinct kicked in.

Who is Vinny? Why did he have a package sent to our office way out here in the suburbs? Does he wear a gold chain? How many people has he killed? Can we hang out on his block? Maybe have an espresso? Have I been watching too much Sopranos?

#usps #missedconnections