While driving by myself I often say, “Dude, I’ll fucking run you over.”
I may have anger management issues. I don’t know.
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· Oct 31, 2014 at 12:13 pm
While driving by myself I often say, “Dude, I’ll fucking run you over.”
I may have anger management issues. I don’t know.
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I literally have fantasies about running over people. In related news, I invented the term, “Douche Bonnet” while I was fuming over some dip wad in traffic. I was thinking “douche bag” and heard myself say “Douche Bonnet”. It’s been wonderful to me.
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