Xxxxx:
I’m having a problem importing this CSV.
Me:
Could you send me the file so I can have a look?
Xxxxx:
It’s big! Do you still want me to send it?
Me to myself:
On second thought, my day will be a lot easier if you didn’t send it. We could pretend like this whole conversation never happened. You can go on playing your cat and mouse games with the other poor saps who dare to have a conversation with…
Xxxxx:
Here’s the big file.
Me:
That’s the XLS file. You originally said you were having problems with the CSV.
Xxxxx:
No, I’m having problems with the Excel. I’ve attached the ZIP file.
Me:
Loses all hope for humanity. Deletes conversation. Closes laptop. Sets it on fire.. 🔥🔥
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Setting the fire is a nice touch. A coup de grace.
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Could be worse. You could be my IT guy.
Sounds like your IT department causes all the problems though. I never cause problems.
Sara, oh…please elaborate. 😊
I don’t even understand what he’s saying in these posts. In related news, I locked myself out of my own Excel spreadsheet today.
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CE Garcia · Oct 2, 2018 at 11:29 am
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Me: My modem is working. Your router is at fault.
Them: Why can’t you fix my router? You suck.
Me: The internet support stops at the modem. We don’t work for TP-Link.
Dave: remotely sets customer router on… 🔥🔥
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sveagrabarek · Oct 2, 2018 at 3:12 pm
*loses
- Fixed 😊
sveagrabarek · Oct 2, 2018 at 8:47 pm
I’m currently helping seniors with their application essays. It’s compulsive.
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