Today is a day no cat shall be mistreated. My doggies (cats, to the uninitiated) are so friggin’ spoiled it’s unreal. They will walk on you and act abused if you push ‘em off. They expect to be scratched, fed, loved and made warm. Always warm, never cooled. They will from time to time whine about whatever it is they object to in kittyland, and I always coo and act like I care. If they are warm and full and brushed and scratched and their box is clean I am usually clueless as to what their complaint might be…like with the other women in my life, I just assume I’ve done something horrible and carry on.

Your last sentence exactly.