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Feb 10th, 2018 at 12:52:48 pm
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· Feb 10, 2018 at 12:52 pm
Me: I never want to have pa-napple on pizza again. They’re just basically water and yellow.
Maggie: Dad, you’re a grown man. You can’t say pineapples are made of water and yellow.
Me: Well, we’ll take a different route out of Super Target than our way in.
Maggie: Why? 🤔
Me: Because if someone is following us we don’t want them to track our movement patterns.
Maggie: Dad, there’s no one following us. 🙄
Me: We shall see. Sometimes I follow people.
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Water and yellow, and apparently something that dissolves your face while you’re eating it.
https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1isan0/til_the_tingling_sensation_some_people_experience/
Yeah, I’m never eating pineapple again.
Sorry to ruin your water and yellow experience.
All good. I had a bad feeling about them guys since I made pa-napple milkshakes.
They felt like some kind of Klingon fruit disguised as a micro bird of prey. Prob the K’Vort class. On a nano level of course.
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I prefer pepperoni! I don’t follow anyone because I don’t want anyone to follow me!
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Wilkins · Feb 10, 2018 at 2:20 pm
if you like Pineapple on pork, then you will like cadadian bacon and pineapple pizza…..
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Kelly K · Feb 11, 2018 at 1:19 pm
Maggie is a saint!
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fiatlux423 · Feb 11, 2018 at 2:13 pm
Pineapple on pizza is good and pure please reassess yourself
It just makes everything soggy.
kattitude88 · Feb 11, 2018 at 4:09 pm
No body likes soggy anything
kattitude88 · Feb 11, 2018 at 4:09 pm
Wait Oreo are good soaked
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