← Feb 10th, 2018 at 12:52:48 pm

Me: I never want to have pa-napple on pizza again. They’re just basically water and yellow.

Maggie: Dad, you’re a grown man. You can’t say pineapples are made of water and yellow.

Me: Well, we’ll take a different route out of Super Target than our way in.

Maggie: Why? 🤔

Me: Because if someone is following us we don’t want them to track our movement patterns.

Maggie: Dad, there’s no one following us. 🙄

Me: We shall see. Sometimes I follow people.

Yeah, I’m never eating pineapple again.

Sorry to ruin your water and yellow experience.

All good. I had a bad feeling about them guys since I made pa-napple milkshakes.

They felt like some kind of Klingon fruit disguised as a micro bird of prey. Prob the K’Vort class. On a nano level of course.

I prefer pepperoni! I don’t follow anyone because I don’t want anyone to follow me!

if you like Pineapple on pork, then you will like cadadian bacon and pineapple pizza…..

Maggie is a saint!

Pineapple on pizza is good and pure please reassess yourself

It just makes everything soggy.

No body likes soggy anything

Wait Oreo are good soaked

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