Rapper Andre Johnson severs penis, jumps off building, survives
Police have reported that Andre Johnson, a rapper reportedly associated with the Wu-Tang Clan family, severed his penis and then jumped off a building in North Hollywood early Wednesday morning. Despite being severely injured, Johnson survived the fall from the second level of the building.
Authorities were able to rush Johnson and his recovered penis to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where he is currently being treated, according to Los Angeles Police Sgt. William Mann.
Despite early reports made by CNN stating that Jonson is a member of Northstar, a Long Beach, Calif.-based hip-hop group that was part of the Wu-Tang family, according to the Wu-Tang Clan’s own website, the hip-hop group is now claiming that Johnson has no affiliation with them.
There’s no going back once you cut off your own penis.
Maybe it wasn’t an intentional.
Maybe he was standing too close to one of those art paper cutters.
And then afterward he was all like, “Oh hell no, I ain’t livin' like dis.”
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yeah…
in spite of all the trouble me and walter have got ourselves into, i can't see severing the relationship.
i am at work. pretty soon, when i am drunk, i will be laughing so hard. the line:
"no going back after you cut off your own penis", is a showstopper. finis. no mas. turn out the lights. piss on the fire, er, wait a sec…maybe that last one won't work anymore.
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He was like "I wonder what it feels like to whack off for real" Looks like the brains really are in the Johnson.
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