This is the sickest joke you’ll ever need:

A child molester and a little boy were walking into the woods.
The further they went, the more dense the woods became, and it was getting dark.
They went deeper and deeper into the woods and it was getting darker and darker.
The little boy said, “I’m getting scared!”
The child molester said, “You’re scared? I gotta walk outta here alone!”

#funnies