To be fair, ham on the face IS rare.

Good point.

In a related story, one of my friends once slapped another friend in the face with a piece of ham just like the one pictured.

Ham slapping should be a more popular.

I just finished a grilled ham-n-cheese with 3 portions of the meat product featured here. There were also 2 pieces of Swiss cheese. I slapped no one.

The more Iook at the picture, the more I think it’s a cross between Dr. Lecter’s restraint mask and Leatherface.

It really really reminds me of the photo that pops up on lists of “weird old photos” around the Internet and claims to be of the world’s first skin graft patient. It’s the eyes.

Well… scientific tests have to start somewhere. And the ham does have a human look to it. :D

World’s first ham graft patient. #hamgraft

definitely got some leatherface/lector going here

I just googled “ham graft” and am pleased we’re still above the folds on this.

#hamgraft is still not trending on Twitter though.

Thanks for that… Fixed.

You now have the most likes of any tweet about #hamgraft. Let’s check back in 2 years.

Good idea. It’s best to not get impatient with trends.