lawful neutral or chaotic neutral. rubber bands are a sign of the apocalypse. jesus mentions this specifically.

I can’t have rubber bands laying around. Pearl the cat will always chew them into little pieces for me to step on later.

we get a new rubber band every sunday on the paper. they usually stay on the door knob until i pick a handful off and shoot ‘em at the cats. i am jimi and i abuse my cats with capricious abandon.