Don't tell me this joke has no more play.

How about "Voy a ir a cagar" ?

I'm not sure why 'I'm gonna go take a crap' doesn't translate well to Spanish, but it doesn't. Life is weird.

what I hear most often is 'hacer el numero dos', which, honestly, is kinda spanglish and a point of contention in my line of work. I prefer 'movimiento intestinal' or 'ir de cuerpo' … 'hacer excremento' is okay by me, too. If it looks like a pony, so much the better.

Drinking from that cup embraces us with a power that withers all evil spirits.

Now that's a very nice unicorn! I, too, enjoy that we can share unicorns via JSON code!

I, too, designed my own unicorn. Here are my unicorn specs:

{"body_hue":178,"body_sat":68,"horn_hue":302,"horn_sat":91,"snout_size":8,"snout_length":70,"head_size":25,"shoulder_size":40,"butt_size":59,"horn_onset_size":12,"horn_tip_size":3,"horn_length":98,"horn_angle":30,"eye_size":8.9,"iris_size":3.9,"iris_hue":359,"iris_sat":100,"pupil_size":2,"hair_hue":96,"hair_sat":97,"hair_starts":[88,37,-20,39,64,79,24,0,82,48,-3,36,85,24,74,46,85,7,22],"hair_gammas":[2.056006688603896,2.736419994164648,3.1459818308157343,1.2146226659367116,2.4668661506609064,1.878196436900897,1.3427303222022036,0.8206148404061853,3.1046283508407013,0.9992519719929731,2.9628870104219676,0.5489593506817647,0.8715048896135238,1.0957635004479391,2.3477052134641183,0.3848023313240058,2.763396632416307,2.668453232449431,2.085255911023068],"hair_lengths":[93,148,121,113,117,110,117,87,147,141,90,122,149,132,139,106,143,83,89],"hair_angles":[56,17,41,55,10,49,9,20,38,12,23,6,48,32,33,22,52,43,39],"hair_tip_lightnesses":[50,80,58,69,69,57,65,67,71,62,69,81,54,77,44,58,74,60,60],"hair_straightnesses":[-34,-39,-11,25,-34,30,-31,-15,19,-39,20,-29,-32,15,-39,21,19,-36,19],"tail_start_size":4,"tail_end_size":10,"tail_length":120,"tail_angle":-45,"tail_gamma":6,"brow_size":2.4,"brow_length":5,"brow_mood":-1,"neck_tilt":0,"face_tilt":3,"pose_kind":"manual","pose_phase":0.5,"calv_angles":[90,17,-24,-22],"shin_angles":[-129,3,12,11],"neck_angle":39,"face_angle":-13,"angle_y":44,"angle_x":13,"scale":28,"shift_x":175,"shift_y":201}

I could probably watch the whole film in this style. Maybe.

Don't know how I missed this but that is downright great.

The trials of everyday life I tell ya!

It can also be kind of risky lighting your cigarettes off it

And I should not open car doors. I just cut my finger badly getting out of the car. (The inside door handle has a really sharp edge it appears) God I am a clutz.

In the next month or so I'm going to put on the other Indy movies again, just to see what I've forgotten.

I just watched "Raiders" and am trying to get through "Temple of Doom". I actually liked the last one and think in a few years it will be considered at least as good as "Crusade". Good list there and I need to see straw dogs and Elizabeth.

Still fine tuning the cache. Seems still a little "aggressive" to my tastes.

"The fear of humiliation astounds me" — superbly poetic!

It's about as important as NASCAR.

Good to know.. I was debating on creating another VM just to play it. But on second thought…

I tried the Beta and it has been really hyped as totally awesome but honestly I was not impressed. I honestly wish they had done another game like KOTOR or something. Plus it is pay to play wish sucks.

Football has always pissed me off in it's relationship to colleges. I went to Oklahoma State and honestly it was almost a religion in that area. If the physics department was destroyed in an accident I doubt they would replace it with the effort and money put into the football program.

I seriously cannot stand watching much about the Penn State stuff. All I can say is when (not if) Sandusky goes to jail I hope the inmates treat him well.

I follow football to a degree, I also follow baseball and soccer. But they all are forms of entertainment and people need to treat them as such. People do not have priorities straight at times it seems when they can overlook a blatant child molester because they do not want to lose a football game/championship or alumni funding.