Debbie, I really need more than 13 seconds. I can’t do shit in 13 seconds.
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I feel a panic attack coming on already
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sveagrabarek · Nov 15, 2018 at 10:45 pm
Why does it have to be a prime number?
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Is that 13 seconds AFTER you enter the code or for all actions?
I just assumed it’s 13 seconds from when you find the note.
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Hey, can I call Debbie with ANY problem? “Debbie, I can’t find my keys.” “Debbie, my job is unsatisfying.” “Debbie, my girlfriend moved to Mars and I’m stuck by the side of the highway and I need more cellphone minutes. Debbie? Debbie, help.”
Are you cheating on Alexa with Debbie?
Alexa means nothing to me.
Debbie, I got this rash. Started about a month ago… It’s cool to the touch and somewhat puzzling. 🤔
Debbie, my cat keeps looking at me. Is he possessed?
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We apologize for Bogarting your post.
Haha! All good. I like watching how these stories unfold.
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