Based on a conversation last night.

Person 1: Here’s a pot of gold for you!
Person 2: That pot’s too heavy.

P1: Are you sure? It’s gold.
P2: Yes. Plus it’s too shiny.
P1: Fine, I’ll put it back where I found it.

…

P2: Look! I found a pot of gold.
P1: Hmm…
P2: Why didn’t you wash the gold? Do I have to do everything?

#allislost